Katy Perry has got massive tits.

(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 31 May 2014, 12:49, 28 replies)

Do you have any proof?
Photographs or moving pictures are required to confirm this.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:49, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 10:35, closed)

Didn't realise it was possible for something to be both terrifying and sexy.
I'm scared and I have a hard-on. I'm probably gonna go do a sex murder now and it will be your fault.
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 10:43, closed)

The word 'got' is entirely superfluous
and I think I speak for us all when I say that I'm very disappointed.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:31, closed)

Justify 'entirely'.
And 'that'.

Given the context of, y'know, pointing out superfluous words....
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:43, closed)

"Y'know" is completely superfluous in this context.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 May 2014, 21:45, closed)

Pssst. I did that on purpose. Y'know?

(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:49, closed)

Yer but you didn't spot mine did you?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 May 2014, 22:26, closed)

No. I didn't.
Let's kiss?
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:30, closed)

No hang on, it's 'completely'.
But still.... Kiss?
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:30, closed)

"No" is completely superfluous.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 10:57, closed)

taunting your tautology

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:59, closed)

Apparently Jeremy Beadle used to have a massive penis.
But on the other hand it was quite small.
(Eukanuba, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:51, closed)

It's funny you say that
Because one of his real-life hands - I think his left - was actually much smaller than the other. I believe this was a congenital condition, but I don't know for sure. So when you used "on the other hand", I literally LOLed out loud because of the startling parallels with reality!
(SlantedScience, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:36, closed)

I love light-hearted comedy messageboards

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:06, closed)

you're not the only one yes you are what am I saying

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:09, closed)

Monsieur Lee, with this comedy deconstruction you're really spoiling us

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:32, closed)

I like tits.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:16, closed)

They're smashing aren't they?

(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:20, closed)

they're splendid
although the internet suggests this katy perry character had a pretty ordinary pair
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:22, closed)

Right up until the moment I read your above reply
I genuinely liked you as much as one can like a complete stranger. Your witty put-downs and skilfull retorts - you can stick them up your anus.

Perry's tits are of the highest caliber. Good day sir.
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:26, closed)

don't get me wrong, I'd probably drop a shit between them given a chance

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 18:38, closed)

(mankwhistle, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 8:12, closed)

Mine are actually bigger

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 20:27, closed)

Shhhhhhh.
For the sake of your poon, keep that stuff quiet.
They say George! monitors these pages for girls to subjugate.

Sort of like a rapist!

Hi George!
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 21:08, closed)

Good point! I'm not one to back and delete posts, though...

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 21:13, closed)

She was married to one for a while
Badoom, and quite possibly, tish.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:42, closed)

No "whaaaaaaeeeeoooouuuuooooeeeeaaaaaah" from the trombone though.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:09, closed)