( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 16:39, 2 replies)

one time I drank some really horrible beer and my plop came out purple the next day

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:22, 13 replies)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 23:55, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 20:24, 2 replies)

old men's heads
smell of nostalgia
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 17:45, 2 replies)

Jobbie Williams

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:54, 3 replies)

George Osborne foot wanked a horse off

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:00, 4 replies)

Shh
b3ta.com/secret
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:22, 14 replies)

Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes

(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:08, 7 replies)

Dr Skagra
where are you?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:48, 2 replies)

BDSM viral
I've known a drinking mate for a very long time, one of those dependable types who never misses a night out. He is also associated with mainly straight, responsible behaviour but once I called in on him when his girlfriend was there and I began to have a few doubts. This isn't the crux of the story though. This isn't the type of secret that you just laugh about with his mates, his family or even quietly raise to him over a few beers. A few years back, a viral video was circulating on the net - a GIF, when the action repeats itself over again. It was a sex game with a couple having filmed it. The fella was stark naked, tied to an upright bed frame and in a state of distress, because a woman was stood in front of him (dressed up in school wear) in the process of taking a big swing with her right foot to kick him in the nuts. It was him and his girlfriend.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 10:31, 9 replies)

Two can keep a secret.
... If one of them is deaf.
At least, I think that's how it goes.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 15:05, 2 replies)

Yes.

( Zuowan, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:44, 3 replies)

When I was in my late teens I went to a party with some friends....we all got very, very drunk.
A guy I knew, who was also very drunk confided in me that he had slept with his step mum, I was so drunk I can't recall why he even told me but he swore me to secrecy. It lasted about an hour when some guy was moaning about his relationships and I said something like "it could be worse you could be f***ing your mom...like him" the room went silent and he left very quickly, he never forgave me. It was a genuine mental fail brought on by booze as I would never do anything like that deliberately.
( transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:45, 5 replies)

Listen, do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:59, 5 replies)

There was a girl, a friend of mine, who slept with our high school chemistry teacher
She was 16, he was in his late 30s, and married. One night, while we were underage drinking, she confessed to me what she'd done and that she was blackmailing him. She seemed to hold him in contempt. Anyway, despite her asking me not to tell anyone I told a mate and soon most of the school, including some of the faculty, knew what the score was. His wife never found out, but it did seem to curtail his penchant for sleazing onto his students, at least in the short term. In terms of secrets, my advice is simply "if you want something to be a secret, don't tell anyone"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:22, 10 replies)

This is the greasy rope
The broken wreck
I see the twisted hope strung around your neck
This hopeless dream
This sordid stream
I whisper once again praying for the end
Your secret skin will shelter me
Your secret skin can't hide your shame
Your secret skin will smell of me
Your secret skin can't hide your name
Sin Sex & Salvation
Once more obey the bloody fist
Once more betrayed by your open wrist
One more rusty nail a sordid crime
One more spreading stain upon your shrine
Once more obey this bloody fist
Betray your open bloody wrist
One rusty nail one sordid crime
The spreading stain upon your shrine
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:14, 7 replies)

That Lord Ashcroft.
What a card, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:22, Reply)

Fork Lift Truck Driver!!!!!
Smash Monkey is starting a course next week to get her forklift driver's licence!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:27, 11 replies)

I've got the key
I've got the secret
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:24, 1 reply)

Piggie
What, the one about the pig?
(xixax, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:37, 2 replies)

This could well be the first "yes/no" QOTW.

( .Yeti., Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:34, 8 replies)

I'm taking the fifth

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:26, 2 replies)

I'm keeping the most amazing secret right now.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 11:48, 3 replies)

I haven't told anyone there is a new question up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 11:01, Reply)

Can't tell you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 10:07, Reply)

FIRST
Suck my balls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 10:06, 1 reply)