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My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)

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"What? That's gross! Why would anyone even do that?"

"What kind of sicko would want to look at a shaved pussy?"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:48, 20 replies)

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Why is the internet obsessed with cats?
(Madam Cholet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, closed)

EXACTLY
....exactly
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:58, closed)

I think
we have found someone with a severe absence of soul.

Pelt them with Kittehs! Pelt them good!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:58, closed)

I agree.
I'm deathly allergic, so keep those buggers away from me.

When I stayed with some friends who had kittens, they made me sleep outside, not the little beasts. Go figure.
(Sco smokes crack often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:51, closed)

Maybe
it's because you're either a cat person or a dog person, and cat people tend to be more reclusive, lazier, and more intelligent (like cats)... therefore leading to more time spent online?

I don't know but cats are ace, and dogs smell.
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:33, closed)

That's more like it
Hurrah!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59, closed)

Phew
I'm glad not everyone replying is a kitteh hater.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59, closed)

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I don't hate kittens, I appreciate their cute fluffiness as much as the next person.

I do wonder whats the thing with cats though, why not dogs, or rabbits or wildebeest?
(Madam Cholet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:04, closed)

I don't think
a LOLwildebeest rolls of the tongue as easily.

Plus there are not that many photos of wildebeest around.

Dogs can be a bit bitey and rabbits are just boring. They just eat, fuck and shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:06, closed)

as an example

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:14, closed)

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Now that does make me lol.
(Madam Cholet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, closed)

Ahaha!
They're fluffeh!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:24, closed)

Not to mention that the kitties
are just cuter and fluffehier.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:15, closed)

you couldn't use wildebeests,
because they'd have a South African accent.

"I ken hev Cheezberger?" doesn't sound cute, it sounds like they're going to beat you with a rubber hose if you fail to provide cheeseburger.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:11, closed)

That's
absolutely true, actually.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:11, closed)

No chance
She's a ginger.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:09, closed)

Pfffffft

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:00, closed)

What is the deal
with UK folks and gingers ("redheads" as we call them in the States)? Virtually all the redheads I know are absolutely adorable. Hell, I even dyed my hair red a while ago and got quite a few compliments on it. Send all your sexy redheads over here (to San Francisco, if you please), and I'll show them a good time. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:14, closed)

any excuse
to bring out that kitteh pic huh?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:32, closed)

aww!
kitten! (hugs!)
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:12, closed)

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