My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A few truths.Love bites on teenagers are vulgar and tacky.
Love bites on middle aged women are hot.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:37,
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Whereabouts?
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So yoursare vulgar and tacky right?
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If they're 'hot'...I've got some 'cream' that'll 'cool them down'
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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Oh sod your creamPooflake, I've got some nice soothing spunk she can rub on them.
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Sweetheart,those are liver spots.
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i have actually got tears in my eyes laughing at thisno offence bgb, but that is very very funny!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:11,
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^^HahaIf you weren't so funny I'd punch you in the mush.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:46,
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Depends whereLove bites on the neck are always tacky, no matter the age.
Love bites on the inner thighs however at any age ..mmm kinky
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Unless...You've just pulled a bird and THEN find them...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12,
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loves bites on a middle aged womanlook like domestic violence.
wife beater alert
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Butyou're not middle aged. I'm confused.
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*Giving* love bites to middle-aged womenis much, much hotter. Prrrrr.
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