I was in a public toilet
I went into the end cubicle and sat down to do my business when from the adjacent cubicle came "Hello mate".

Not one to be ignorant I replied, "erm.. Hi"

"What are you doing?" Came the voice.

"Just Taking a crap, you?" I replied.

Then I heard:
"Yeah sorry mate Ill call you back, the idiot next to me keeps replying"
(Kierz, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:52, 16 replies)

Same thing happened to my mum
For the love of god, who makes a call from the bog?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:57, closed)

Nice one
Must have been a bloody urgent call, is all I can say.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)

I fell out of my pram laughing at that one
but it never fails to raise a chuckle, and therefore gets a well deserved 'cleek' :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:02, closed)

HE was the one chatting in the crapper on the phone...
In your place,I would have widdled under the partition when he called you an idiot.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:26, closed)

Recieving calls on the bogs.
While it's hard to tell the two apart, please bear in mind that the sort of person who makes calls on the throne is not the same type of person who receives calls on the throne. I once got called on the crapper twice from two different people in the same 'sitting'. Likewise, when I was doing that online-dating thing, I once got called by the girl I was going to see while on the bogs. This was also the first time I heard her voice. I just didn’t have the heart to tell her and said that the echoy-sound was the weak reception.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:30, closed)

I've heard this somewhere before...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:31, closed)

I was going to say...
This is a fairly well-known joke not an actual tale, is it not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:42, closed)

well
it made me smile for the first time all afternoon, even if it is an antique!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:17, closed)

Haha!
Can just imagine that happening. Does my head in when people stroll into a cubicle talking on their phone. Manners people!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:30, closed)

It was...
in FHM years back, in their hilariously mis-named
'true stories' section.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:35, closed)

I know it's an old joke
But surely it must happen a lot?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 21:38, closed)

You've just taken my virginal *click*
Thats just fucking brilliant!
(Stuffed Chimp, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 22:19, closed)

It might be an old joke...
...but every time I park my arse on the thunderbox I'm virtually guaranteed to get at least one call.
(SE 27139 What the fuck is THAT?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 22:41, closed)

*click*
I don't care if it's an old joke, it gave me a giggle.
(and now for someone completely different, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:56, closed)

I used to
frequently take a shit while on the phone, untill i realised they can hear the echoing.
(ShitBitch, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:09, closed)

Haha, class.
If someone talks on the phone in the cubicle next to me, I'll usually let rip with the loudest possible arse-trumpeting I can come up with.
They soon end the call.
(russ0r, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, closed)