What's the difference between sick jokes and racist jokes?
nothing apparently
( darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:47, Reply)

One I made up...
What's the worst thing about your your mum getting murdered on your 18th birthday?

Being tried as an adult.
(Kendal, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:40, Reply)

how do you know it's safe to rape a baby?
easy, it's stopped bleeding from the last time.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:40, Reply)

What do you call a dog that smells of fish?
Jordan.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:39, Reply)

Why do all Irish people think they can sing?
because they're fucking useless at everything else.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:34, Reply)

Whats red and bubbly and scratches at your window?
a baby in a microwave...

oh.
(fandingo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:32, Reply)

How do you know if a catholic priest is a paedophile?
ask him 2 questions
Are you catholic?
Are you a priest?
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:32, Reply)

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
you can use a pitchfork on the dead babies...


sorry
(fandingo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:31, Reply)

Why do the irish drink guiness?
because they're too think to know if they're drinking piss.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:28, Reply)

q) why does the beast know so many sick jokes?
a) cos he has 2 dads

(but pffffrt anyway)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:24, Reply)

Why do niggers smell?
so you can tell where they are in the dark.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:24, Reply)

what's brown and sticky?
a stick
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:23, Reply)

Why do they put retards in institutions?
so nobody else has to look at them.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:22, Reply)

How do you tell if a coon is lying?
He's breathing
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:21, Reply)

What do you call a barman who never stops complaining?
Australian
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:20, Reply)

Why are Pakistan so crap at football?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
(Bertie Dastard Wax on, wax off, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:19, Reply)

Nick_Toznost
you told it wrong. You're supposed to say it like "Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, whereas Michael Jackson.... shags children".
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:14, Reply)

slightly out of date but meh
whats yellow and plugs into the wall?

george best
( bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:07, Reply)

Always gets alaugh down the pub for some reason
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson sodomizes small boys.
(Nick_Toznost, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 14:04, Reply)

made another one up as i'm bored...
q) why did the adoption man lie to the small girl?
a) he didn't have the heart to say her parents committed suicide before he raped her
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:43, Reply)

Topical?
Beauty salons in London are worried about a downturn in business after the police started doing Brazilians for nothing...
(essbeenz there done that, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:41, Reply)

haha!
how do you stop a nigger from drowning?

by taking your foot off their head

AND one for the aussies

why do you call aboriginals "boongs"?

cos that's the noise they make when you hit them with your car.. BOONG!
(brotagaia, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:40, Reply)

Why is Stevie Wonder blind?
he couldn't handle looking in the mirror
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:37, Reply)

one more...
q) why are sick jokes so funny?

a) they just are. People with no legs, rape, racism and necrophillia always make me laugh.

Please click 'i like this' so i don't have to hear the one about fucking 28 year olds, or lucky blue coats ever again.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:36, Reply)

deffo bindun i'm sure but i can't see it so ner ner....
q) Whats better than winning the special olympics?
a) Having legs

q) why can't stevie wonder read?
a) cos he's black

q) why did the little boy cross the road?
a) he was on his way to the cancer clinic

(i made that last one up just now to even the balance)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:34, Reply)

What's wrong with raping a 16 year old?
nothing, apart from the fact that there's plenty of 6 year olds around.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:34, Reply)

What's the worlds sickest joke?
Michael Jackson
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:33, Reply)

How do you know Latvian woman's on the blob?
She charges extra.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:32, Reply)

Why are most of the cleaners in London spics?
Because the eastern europeans are all whores.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 13:30, Reply)