This guy I once knew...
had to be the most spoilt little fucktard in the entire universe. We used to hang around with him when we were about 9 or 10, mainly because his single mum (anyone else spotted a pattern forming ?) had bought him this enormous go-kart thing that she used to let him hare around in at breakneck speeds without any concern for anyone else, god forbid if anyone complained, her "special one" could do no wrong.
He eventually pissed off to quite an exclusive boarding school at about 11, and by all accounts despite the fact that this school took him on some of the most fantastic field trips imaginable, and they even let him sit in on governors meetings (btw he was indignant when they wouldn't let him have a vote ! ) he still threw regular strops about how they didn't recognise his potential !
He also managed to knock-up one of the local girls, and even though all the teachers knew it was all brushed under the carpet.Even the local mayor had taken a shine to him. Then one day, completely out of the blue, he flipped and went on a rampage with a sword and killed most of the kids and teachers.

God that kid was a tit.
(sheps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:41, 23 replies)

if that really happened
i'm really shocked.and i shrug off news about earthquakes.
a sword?wouldn't mummy buy him a gun?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:06, closed)

She wouldn't get him one because
they were "so uncivilised"
(sheps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:14, closed)

this is
very subtle. i like.

(wasn't the girl quite well known?)
(stapleface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:18, closed)

huh?
I still don't get it... am i missing something?
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:07, closed)

Hint:
Varth Dader.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, closed)

I
Actually had to read that one twice. Well done...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:32, closed)

to be fair
he did have pretty bad asthma.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

Ker... Lick
Had to read it again to get that one,
( evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:09, closed)

Whoa
Very good.
*click*
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, closed)

I think I heard this one
A long, long time ago...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:41, closed)

Well played
Good sir. Click.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:01, closed)

Dammit dammit dammit!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:16, closed)

Nice one.
Golfclap and a click for you!
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:21, closed)

Nawty kid.
I do hope he was forcefully disciplined later on.
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:50, closed)

Oh, God.
That took me a few minutes.
( gone, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:20, closed)

That took
me about three reads.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:11, closed)

Waaaaah
I still don't get it!


edit: Oh, duh.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:52, closed)

Two reads
Fucking well done.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:47, closed)

Oh.
Took me more than a couple tries, but then again I am a bit out of the loop. Well played.
(Rem Sir, why are you thrashing about on the floor?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:02, closed)

well done
*clicks*
Just WELL DONE.

btw, I blame the mum. Shouldn't have gotten banged up in the first place, the silly bint.
(GMRage stood a little straighter, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:18, closed)

Hmmm....
Does that make you Jar Jar? He he. Clickety!
(Billyfindus Shy and retarded since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, closed)

It
took a while...

Very good!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, closed)

2reads1click!
Heh heh heh - Goood, Gooood!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:03, closed)