Benjamin James Roughhead
Or as we used to call him:

BJ Rough Head

Poor sod.
( Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 9:43, Reply)

when i worked at a call center, i talked to dean dean dean, wokkin jamcar, phoenix starfire, and wolfen thorshammer, who gladly told me his name cost him $50.

i have recently been handed credit cards from a jr cox, and a girl named christina stucki, who in fact had a severly lazy eye. that one had me peeing myself.

less funny, my name is brooke, and i used to hang out with cedar and crystal. our parents probably listened to zepplin and hugged trees together.

also, my friend's cousin's last name is harbor, and he wants to name his daughter pearl. turrible.
(sleepycookie, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 9:05, Reply)

A friend of mine is going to call his kids Daley or Evelyn. His surname is Mayell.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 6:42, Reply)

On the tv
There's a weatherman on a local station whose name is Rusty Gatenby.

I also met an actor in college whose name was Haap Peacock.
(Chessintra, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 5:07, Reply)

people with stupid names
There is a women on T.V here in New Zealand called Gay Dick which makes me laugh every time she's on.Sad but true
(shorty, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 4:11, Reply)

After my messageboard post...

The guy who wrote a play called 'The Pilgrimage' is called Paul Goetzee!

I went to school with a guy called Ricky Head, never really got on with him. He was really good friends with a girl called Cherish. I still think thats such a sweet name! Ahhh
(VintageAsphalt, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 22:31, Reply)

There's a man
in Northampton, England, called Johnny Jesus-Is-Lord. He actually changed it TO that.
( Calqhoon, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 22:04, Reply)

Where I used to work we had a client called
Mr Hiscock and he had a habit of ringin up and asking questions about his account, we'd often shout round the office "Has anyone seen Hiscock" (IO was a bit younder then!)

We also had another client with the surname of Pragasm, I found it funny though no-one else did.
( Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 21:17, Reply)

I work with someone...
...whose surname is Cocksure, hehe.
He wears cowboy boots.
(Rachel B, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 21:13, Reply)

names
I worked in a call centre - during my time there i came accross the following REAL names!
Bhart Rambanger (super indendant!)
Anil Mistry
Talon Sharp
Popberry Remdoyal, and
Mrs Kuntz, who lived at Shaftesbury Court!!!
(monkeybadger, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 20:36, Reply)

Havent met the first 2...
Thomas Wanker - musical guy for Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Brian Wankum - producer of Tru Calling

This one I know thru my boss - his kid goes to school with Neville Noblick. You ask me? Its just plain cruel
( Deadpool, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 20:03, Reply)

It's hard to take a business proposal seriously....
When someone introduces themself as Bonnie Buts
(SPANG!, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 19:38, Reply)

an anagram...
of "Tony Blair mp" ??

what what I hear you cry...

"i'm Tory plan B"... curious dont you think?
(Ajtag, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 19:03, Reply)

Kid at school
There was a kid at my school named Seven. Thats right, Seven, and it is not a typo! It's said the same as the number, so whether it was a gaffe on the part of the birth registrar I have no idea.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 1 Sep 2004, 19:01, Reply)

do i win?
apologies if this is already on here, but this man is called DAVID MINGE.

www.minge.org/

I can't take this any more.
(pb4ugo2bed, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 18:49, Reply)

Genuine name
This is true at this moment, from working in the UK NHS, I recieved an email from this man. He works in a very prominent position in the GUM (genito-urinary medicine - i.e. sexual health) department at a large hospital in Hong Kong, his name is Willy Wong. Serious!!
(Bob Elvis, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 18:31, Reply)

goofy names
a honey farmer from Nova Scotia my grandparents knew-

Downey Foot

am
(water00boy, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 18:27, Reply)

Just this weekend...
I met a friends girlfried, whose name is pronounced Arse-sia, she quite wisely goes by the name of Shelly. Also three friends of mine mother , father and son, Phil, Pauline, and Gavin Kruyer often shortened to the KKK

Edit: Also many years ago I meta couisin's friend called Richard Edward Davis, I think it's obvious what everyone called him, he now insists people call him Dave
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 16:36, Reply)

I went to school with a guy called Albert Hall.....
..... Not only that but his dad and grandad were both called Albert Hall as well. Poor sods.
(No6, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 16:32, Reply)

Not really related to the question but...
I used to work with a guy whose porn star name (made of first pet's name and mothers maiden name) was Sheriff Crowther, which surely has to be the best such name ever.

Well i think so anyway.
(mudflaps, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 16:24, Reply)

pah
I used to have a mate called Chris Peacock. (you have to say it out loud) His parents knew what they were doing, luckily he was a cool kid so took it all in good fun.
(alfwine buggerbridge, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 15:56, Reply)

i worked with a chap
called "Understanding Allah"

And my sister worked with someone called "Randy Sheriff"

These were both in america by the way.
( biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 14:58, Reply)

I'm sure I'm going to get into trouble for this
I can't post the one I want to, so here's one more. Or rather eight.

I used to know a girl with, last time I heard (years ago), seven siblings. In this order (I think up to five is right, but beyond for sure)

1. Kaisa-Jay
2. Verity
3. Dexter
4. Dale
5. Tyler

(all fairly normalish so far. but see if you can spot the point where boredom kicked in for ma and pa)

6. Liberty
7. Blake
8. Octavia

Did you get it? Isn't that MEAN?

Better run, I will now be tracked down and killed.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 14:49, Reply)

teachers are mean
my mum told me this, as she used to be a science technician in my old school.

First day of the new year, new students are giving their surnames to their new form teacher. Various wags shout "Mouse, Mickey" and "Woman, Wonder". One girl says "Blackadder".

Fed up, evil science teacher (for they all are) screams at the class, especially the last girl. Who runs out of the room in tears. Whose name was Zoe Blackadder.

Poor girl. Mind you, her parents owned the pub all the teachers went to at lunch, and that teacher didn't exactly feel welcome after that, so justice was swift.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 14:33, Reply)

I know a girl called
Pien. She's from central europe or somewhere where this isn't a stupid name.

Once when she left the room, my friend said 'what's her name?'

'pien... yeh, you remember it once you know it'

she came back in just in time to hear him say 'is her husband called Kun?'
(marvin889, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 14:14, Reply)

Evil aunt
My aunty Linda
named her first child Maureen, not too bad but naming her sister Taureen was tiny bit cruel.

Oh and I have a nephew named Shay, fun when he starts school and kids realise it rhymes with Gay.
(DryGoldfish, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 14:14, Reply)

Michael Ivan Ichianus
i'm sure you can work that one out

and adam hussein (glc)

i also have a friend called chris martin- no, not the singer from coldplay
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 13:27, Reply)