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B3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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I can...
Make ladies spurt. I am inordinately proud of this.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, 35 replies)
The correct word is "vomit"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:43, closed)
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:50, closed)
Me too - as long as you count crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:43, closed)
presumably the spurt is from the jugular as they slash their own throats rather than have sex with you?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, closed)
I was going to say the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, closed)
oh god oh god oh god i just looked at his profile.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:29, closed)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:47, closed)
seen picture cannot be unseen.
form an orderly queue, ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:48, closed)
I like how his 'Which Serial Killer Are You Quiz'
makes him out to be Denis Nilsen. I bet it's really him.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:50, closed)
christ.
do they have wifi in broadmoor now?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:53, closed)
Nilsson is in Full Sutton

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 0:18, closed)
You poor thing.
So did I, and well, it didn't affect me that much.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:49, closed)
I think this is extremely unscientific
this statement means nothing without the sample size.

N.B. I don't want to know. Please do not give the sample size unless you like being a laughing stock/branded a liar.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, closed)
By sample size
do you mean the number of spurting women or the quantity of spurtation?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:12, closed)
The number of women.
Definitely the number of women. It wouldn't be terribly impressive if he had slept with one lady and she had pissed herself halfway through.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:16, closed)
Well of course, but we need to rule that out don't we?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:29, closed)
We'd need to double-blind it, too.
that could be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:36, closed)
double-blindfolded more like.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:48, closed)
But can you...
...use their arsehole as a cunt?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, closed)
pics or it never happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Sallyrsm, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:14, closed)
Did you see the question?
this bit here:
Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:19, closed)
There goes my lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:20, closed)
haha. nice try.
If you really want a serious response, it's a biological ability of the woman, not the man. Some can, some can't, and your ability or lack of it has almost nothing to do with it.

But I think Enzyme and Janet are more or less spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:31, closed)
You took the words right out of my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:43, closed)
It must have been
when you were kissing me stealing my fillings.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:58, closed)

stealing my fillings using my face as a Scrabble-Tile bag.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:13, closed)
Spurt what?
A constant stream of vitriol as they walk away from you, never to be seen again.

Glad you're proud, I'd hang myself if roles were reversed.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:42, closed)
Please do

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:01, closed)
Well I believe you Vinegar
So what's the key to your success? Are you a caring and considerate lover, or do you throw caution to the wind and kick their back doors in. Does your partner prefer it if you wear a bag on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:05, closed)
"kick their back doors in"
made tea go up my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:54, closed)
Vinegar at least take that picture of yourself off your profile
If you going to make a comment like that. :\

I now have visions of your glasses being covered in spurt juice, whilst you're simultaneously wearing that same shit eating grin.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:17, closed)
look further down the profile, then you'll know

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:02, closed)
You have taken it off now
was that your dad?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:14, closed)
No
your mum
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:03, closed)

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