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Depressed? Despairing at the state of the world? Concerned that this once-great country's going to hell in a handcart? Cheer yourself up in an instant by only reading the last two paragraphs of the stories in your favourite newspaper. Hey presto! All of a sudden the BBC aren't banning Jesus, immigrants aren't getting free stately homes, councils aren't renaming Christmas 'HomosexYule' and nobody's getting an Arts Council grant to bum the Queen.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

want almost instant results?
then you need shithole b gone
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-15175696
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

by spreading primula on your hair and combing it down.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

to develop deep-throating skills by drawing a line around your penis at the lowest point she reaches, then challenge her to try and beat that record.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:38, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

by repeatedly stamping on pigeons. The minutes fly by and you dont at all look like a mental.
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Don't get Karaoke and Bukkake mixed up.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:54, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

except you over there with the smelly discharge
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:36, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Simply fill your arse with baked beans prior to a prostate exam.
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( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

then why not try frog spawn ?
self lubricating
organic
edible *
free to collector
comes in handy sized frog storage packs
* only if your japaneseseses
( , Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

A few ball bearings inserted in your condom will give your girl/friendwife extra pleasure.
( , Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Make sure you buy all the ingredients you need and not just the meat like I did.
( , Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:32, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Store your rotting meat in the overhead locker, so that maggots fall onto the passengers below.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Is it pissing it down?
Put your bag/backpack/rucksack in the luggage rack above the person opposite or behind you. It can then drip on them.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Is it pissing down?
Don't put your bag/backpack/rucksack in the luggage rack above you as it will drip water on you.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Putting your bag/backpack/rucksack in the luggage rack above you will prevent people kicking it, tripping over it and generally squashing your lunch/ipad/shopping.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

By slapping the hostess's arse, winking suggestively and calling her sweet tits. I can guarantee this wont involve an overnight stay in a Seattle police cell. Honest.
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just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By being perpetually jolly and having a laissez-faire attitude to life.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

by getting drunk.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

to demonstrate to people where certain places are in Italy...
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Wearing a hi-vis waistcoat and carrying a bin bag, whilst rummaging through bins or hedges, gives the impression you are a council cleaning operative so no-one will bat an eyelid.
As a bonus, it makes you more visible to motorists as you pinball down the pavement/road after you have drunk your brasso and harpic.
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