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Cos the bread is sideways when the cheese in the middle melts then it all slides out and into the bottom of the bag. Useless fucking invention!
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 6:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By shitting in a woman's cunt.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:15, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By making silly noises and using a fine-tipped marker to produce text from tiny dots.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Share the fun. Make other motorists happy when they stop for you to pass through a narrow gap. Instead of flashing your lights or giving a wave, just look at them and laugh.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

look like a knackered 20 year old dot matrix printer by using the cheapest ink cartridges you can find on ebay
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

by hanging a UV light over your door, smearing your face with semen, and leaping out from the bushes naked, with an erection every time a dog walks near.
That's how I stopped them*.
*up to 100% true
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

then selling the ore and buying a fence with the money.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Then it will look like someone else, probably fluffybunnykiller, wrote your post.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This: www.beads4less.co.uk/acatalog/SD8S033.jpg attach it to your trouser fly zip pull, then pull up as normal, attach the keyring round your waist band button and close as normal.
Your zip will never embarrasingly come down again.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Bottle all your piss throughout the evening and put it in the fridge before you go to bed.
Then the following evening you have 8 glorious pints of ice cold 'carling' lager for free.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

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( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

by mixing a daily dose of Immodium in with their Winalot.
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

by circling the date on your calendar or noting it in your diary...
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Smashed them with a hammer. Worked alright I suppose. Not really a "top" tip. More just a "tip" really. Mind you, these days you can buy bags of ice cubes from the co-op for a couple of quid. That's a better tip:
If you need ice cubes but you don't have an ice cube tray, you can buy ice cubes from the co-op for a couple of quid.
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Sit on your minutes for 20 wanks and it'll feel like someone else's cock. Or something.
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 0:26, Reply)

by rehashing some one else's turgid efforts
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

by dropping chocolate buttons on your front lawn and telling the bloaters at slimfast/weightwatchers/rosemaryconnely etc you lost your choccys in the grass
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

hire an elephant and let it loose in a garden center.
Something like that.
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 13:01, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

accompanying their kids 'Trick or Treating', that practising witches should ideally be 'skyclad'...
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

to allow you to watch women friends getting undressed.
( , Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:05, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

by not watching X factor
( , Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
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