Men
By laying on top of a woman who you have payed or married or are engaged to, you can, by putting your winklestick into her gussetbucket have real legitimate sex
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:55, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

LIES

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

it is all true i saw a book on the
interweb that had real pictures and words and everything
so there
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Suffocating/crushing a woman
is not sex.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I tried this.
She laughed and said "You're not putting that tiny thing in there!", then she left. Am I doing something wrong?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Doctor Fluffy recomends
That when a WOMAN or LADY complains about the size of your organ being to small.The accepted reply of well if it played in a smaller hall, whilst being the correct answer , unfortunately as we are dealing with WOMAN or LADY the expected reply should be sorry followed by do i get a discount because it is a smaller portion?
If you replied with its like loosing a wand in a wizards sleeve or a similar phrase be prepared to have all sexual contact withdrawn .

Alternatively i find rohypnol and rapetape/gaffatape to be equally effective and some what cheaper.
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Laying what?
An egg?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:31, Reply)