I love
telling people their favourite bands are overrated.

"Radiohead" they say

"overrated" I say

"The Beatles" they say

"overrated" I say

"what are YOU listening to then?" they say

"Oh, you wouldn't have heard of them" I say, with a smug-as-fuck face.

And then I ride off into the sunset on my fixed gear bike, whilst wearing boat shoes and skintight jeans and the sweatiest arsecrack this side of Canvey Island. (I do not need to drive a Honda, know Kung Fu or have sexual relations with any professionally employed models to know I'm the coolest man in the world.)

(I'm actually listening to Shed Seven though)
(Pat_Gash, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:12, 30 replies)

Shed Seven are, and have always been, a big pile of shit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:15, closed)

, a big pile of shit

fecking brilliant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 16:20, closed)

You are wrong.
Also, Going For Gold needs to be dragged out into the middle of the street in the early hours of the morning in front of it's whole family and shot in the kneecaps.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:24, closed)

fuck me, really?
you mean there are people who actually listen to Shed Seven?

you'll be telling me Gene didn't literally suck ass next
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:24, closed)

hush your trolling, Gene were great

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:31, closed)

only 'speak to me sometimes'.
the rest was shit.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:44, closed)

Shed Seven's "She Left Me On Friday" always makes me sad
because it reminds me of an ex-girlfriend. Partly because she did leave me on a Friday, but mainly because she looked like Rick Witter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:29, closed)

shuddrers

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:34, closed)

bastard! :)
*openly guffaws at desk*
*everyone looks around*
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:58, closed)

Marry me.

(Document Pocket, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:22, closed)

first?
"overrated" I say
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
Oh, mightily clicked.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals
The Beatles: Were just a band.
Led Zepplin: Just a band.
The Beach Boys: Just a band.
The Sex Pistols: Just a band.
The Clash: Just a band.
Crass: Just a band.
Minor Threat: Just a band.
The Cure: Were just a band.
The Smiths: Just a band.
Nirvana: Just a band.
The Pixies: Just a band.
Oasis: Just a band.
Radiohead: Just a band.
Bloc Party: Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys: Just a band.
The Next Big Thing... JUST A BAND.
(flimflam_machine, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:42, closed)

Quoting twee rap records: just a wanker.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:45, closed)

Hahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:53, closed)

POW.
Arf!
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:59, closed)

Dan le sac and Scroobius Pip: shit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:48, closed)

Anything in the charts: Artificial bullshit.

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

I withdraw that
I meant Symposium.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:54, closed)

In the docks near my house
Is a big warehouse with an enormous sign saying "Shed 7"

And it's better than the band, too.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:08, closed)

Anyone who is precious about a band is a cock.
I'm pretty picky about the music I buy and listen to regularly, but I am aware that the artists have their shortcomings and the music isn't for everyone.
If someone insults your favourite band* then stop being a prick and accept that not everyone likes them.
*the same goes for all brands and products out there.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:31, closed)

Shed Seven?
Never heard of him/her/it/them.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:25, closed)

Fuck you!
Now imma burn your disco down!!!!!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:29, closed)

The lead singer of Shed 7
Once borrowed my headphones.

Fact.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:49, closed)

Rick Witter lives two streets down from me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:54, closed)

He was known round here by his middle name of 'fuck'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:45, closed)

rick witter
went on twitter
and said he likes it
up the shitter

fin.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:46, closed)

Well
he also once did my boyfriend up the Gary while the rest of Shed 7 took it in turns to flick his ballbag with their tongues.
(SlantedScience, Sat 21 May 2011, 2:03, closed)

I thought the question was, "Are you a troll"
Not, "Are you a hipster".
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 May 2011, 0:09, closed)