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Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 intarnet sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge and eat goats? Tell us your trolly stories, both from the web and from real life

Thanks to The Hedgehog From Hell for the suggestion

(, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:49)
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There was this 'christian' guild on WoW, and they were the kind of lamewads that posted how intensely happy they were with their beliefs on the forums. So quite a few people got stuck into them when they made a recruitment post. I went a hell of a lot further, I replied with bible passages that proved that playing WoW was a sin, went to their guild website and published their ventrillo information (freely available with no login) then made a login under the name Satanisgod with a totally fake email address. Made my signature a pic of tubgirl and posted in every topic I could find, I especially had fun in the ones about how masturbation is bad.

I got a permanent ban from the WoW forums, the christians 'pastor' contacted my ISP and said I was distributing child pornography to children. Luckily the dude that contacted me saw through their BS and said to just leave them alone.

I hope I made some of them cry.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:35, 28 replies)
I would've sued him for slander, the cunt.

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:42, closed)
You lose at the internet.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, closed)
Ethical question...
Is the distribution of child pornography to children any worse than the distribution of adult pornography to adults?
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, closed)
Parenthetical answer ...
(your mum thinks you're an ugly cunt)
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:43, closed)
So, 'parentethical' answer?

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:34, closed)
Oh bravo.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:34, closed)
a deep and philisophical
question that is going to need a lot of looking at
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:47, closed)

How useful
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:05, closed)

Ha. I like this. Maybe that makes me a bad person, but being mean to Christians always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:37, closed)
Still a virgin, right?

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:45, closed)
i bet you were a lion in a past life

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:48, closed)
Or maybe Pontius Pilate?

(, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:28, closed)
You don't get out much, do you?

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:14, closed)

says someone posting on b3ta forums, seriously, you're trying to bag a troll that went to all that trouble to upset people....

run away little girl
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 8:10, closed)
There's a difference between trolling and just plain insulting people, you prick.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:46, closed)
You lose at the internet AGAIN.
Cracking work.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:54, closed)
I'm quite happy with the size of my cock, thanks.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:07, closed)
As long as someone is.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 13:30, closed)
Damn you, sir!
Now I shall have to cry myself to sleep with nothing but a cold Thermos of Horlicks to keep me company. Again.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:41, closed)
I like this
you thought you could behave like a cunt towards some Christians and one of them out trolled you and tried to fuck your shit up.

Top work.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 10:04, closed)

This sounds more like a petulant tantrum than trolling. No wit required - or indeed, demonstrated.

Next up - Quoth relates the hilarious anecdote of the time he went to a beach and kicked over a sandcastle. Stay tuned!
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:03, closed)
You missed the bit
where he was chased off the beach by the kids who built the sandcastle.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:48, closed)

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:11, closed)
Hahaha, pwned by Christians.

(, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:11, closed)

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