Repost - now with added 'Hypocrisy Checker'
I posted this a while back, it caused a bit of a storm:

bit.ly/irp3c9

Since then I've received countless messages asking, ‘Is it true?’ Or, ‘Can you really hack into Hotmail accounts?’ And, ‘Perverted bastard, how can you live with yourself?’

So I've decided to do a little work and answer those questions once and for all. The link below will take you to a site I've put together which highlights the fruits of my labour, where I've posted a few of the very best emails and images from the accounts I cracked.

They're what I call the 'classics' - a fascinating collection of naughty pics, hilarious exchanges and disturbing snapshots of these people's lives. (I have redacted their full names and email addresses - but the content is all there)

But here's the fun bit. The link will only be posted on b3ta and the site will disappear when this QOTW closes. Bit.ly offers a free tracker service - so I will be able to see exactly how many of you have clicked through to the site.

So, are you genuinely outraged by my pastime? If so, leave the link well alone. Or are you a complete hypocrite? If so, click away and enjoy my dirty little archive.

When the experiment is over I will report back on its findings. I expect of course to see zero hits to the site, seeing as you are such a bunch of moral high ground-occupying do-gooders. If this is the case, I will freely admit to being whatever it was you described me as being. If, however there are a large number of viewings, then I reserve my right to label you all as hypocritical cunts.

So are you a Cunt or a Saint? The choice, as always, is yours:

bit.ly/ahdKMc
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:03, 26 replies)

I couldn't give a toss
I'll have a good nosey at other people's emails. And to be honest, I think you've highlighted how banal some people's lives are.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:06, closed)

I love horses and horse riding
How did you know? Have you been looking at my emails?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:07, closed)

i love rtiding horses as well
espeshally when theyz putz on sum lonjeray
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:38, closed)

Well, I am well and truley trolled here,
because I have no hesitation in decribing you as a truely repulsive human being.

I won't be clicking your link and I will be thinking that you are a cunt of the highest order.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:09, closed)

bun this silk froth

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:10, closed)

Oh Albert
I was expecting it, at least hide your link.

x
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, closed)

OK
I take it back, I have clicked on it now, just to see if it was horses or Rick Astley.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:33, closed)

You built it up too much
It was clearly going to be about your love for equine activities.

And yes, you are a perve. I get loads of CVs, I do not take advantage.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:40, closed)

Hang your head in shame Albert
and go and join Bebo.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:45, closed)

Are you mad? There's underagers there!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:17, closed)

Bwahahahaha!
As I expected.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, closed)

LOL
ROLF
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:35, closed)

So your story is "everybody on here knows I'm a tragic perv but perhaps I can tortuously rickroll/agostini them oh please be my fweind oh please oh please I'm tired of living in the wilderness of tragic internet pervs I'm so lonely so very lonely"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:15, closed)

Slow hand clap for the special person.
Your link proved nothing other than you want to fit in and be "clever". If you actually were clever you would realise that it is obvious that clicking that link is not hypocritical, but just logical. Still, you look like a really retarded piece of shit now -- so that's an acheivement at least.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:30, closed)

Have you got any more pictures of me and my missus?
The album's still missing a few.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:13, closed)

[google image search jabba and salacious lulz]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:28, closed)

Oh, SER-NAYUP!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:29, closed)

ZI! and dare I say NG!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:53, closed)

I wanted to see some boobies
:-(
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Mon 23 May 2011, 21:19, closed)

The OP is making a tit of himself if that helps.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:25, closed)

Oh, you were just trolling? Because that's what trolls do, delete their posts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:26, closed)

This is a very daring approach to trolling
There are few people brave enough to perpetuate the persona of dull, creepy pervert for the sake of getting no laughs.

I am in awe.
( WormuIus, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:34, closed)

This Wormulus, is how it's done.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:48, closed)

Golly gosh darn.
I was hoping for some new bumhole pictures for my collection.
Will you pay my mortgage instead?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:09, closed)