I used to be a mod on a comic art forum...
And we had a troll who decided that he would insult a young woman's (very good) art because she drew girly characters that 'looked gay'. When called on this, he continued to be a homophobic tosspot.

I could have banned his account.

I could have deleted his posts.

Instead, I changed his avatar to an erect penis and his 'interests' to Elton John, the Wizard of Oz, Dogging and Rough Bumsex.


Then I locked his account, leaving his posts up for all to see, with the new info proudly displayed on all of them.

He made a new sockpuppet and complained. I did the same, only this time it was Goatse for the avatar, Goatse for the interests and 'For a good time e-mail xxx-xxxxx' for the signature. Signed him up to a few gay porn sites on both e-mail addresses too.

Do not. Fuck. With. The. Moderator. Especially when he's an adenoidal 14 year old with a highly-developed sense of outrage and the sense of humour of a five year old.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:14, 29 replies)

You must have a smashing neckbeard, and an interesting array of stains on your jeans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:24, closed)

Hey, quit moonlighting, you're supposed to be my witless troll

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Soz Emvee, I thought that you were still recovering from all my sick burns from last week
I particularly enjoyed the zombie one, which one has your personal favourite been ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:57, closed)

I quite liked the Brett Anderson one, to be honest

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Cool
I'd forgotten what a sadsack he was until he was on some bbc 2 documentary the other week detailing how Suede blew all the rock dinosaurs away at the Brits in 93 with Animal Nitrate. "We were like singing about sex and council estates man, we really blew them away." Err no you didn't Brett they were just gobsmacked at seeing the biggest tool ever.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

You were at The Brits '93?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:36, closed)

No, were you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, closed)

Sorry, was just wondering after you said people
saw the biggest tool ever.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:54, closed)

So you were there, cool
Did you get Bretts autograph ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:00, closed)

Hahaha, I actually turned down a mate's spare Suede ticket this weekend
and much of our conversation was about how incredibly overhyped they were at the time - the press releases ahead of Dog Man Star alone were masterpieces of gushing hyperbole about how it was going to be "a phenomenal record, like no-one's ever heard before" rather than "just another self-indulgent, wanky indie album"

Hm, I'm coming dangerously close to agreeing with you here, you'd better call me a cunt again before the universe implodes or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:37, closed)

I'll call you some horrible names later on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, closed)

That's better

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, closed)

Sir, I will have you know my neckbeard is excellent,
and my jean stains have been compared to those of Elton in his pomp. Any more of this sort of banter and I will be forced to come over there and sunder you.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:43, closed)

Are you going to tear him a sunder?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:47, closed)

In a fashion, dear boy, in a fashion.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:52, closed)

When was the last time you left your bedroom, and have you accepted that you'll never use your winky on a girl or boy for that matter?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:59, closed)

I never have to leave my bedroom darling, they come to me.
Some people will persist in believing what they see written on toilet walls.
By the way do you have a bonnet? Or perhaps a french maid's dress? No real reason for asking.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 16:04, closed)

You seem to be a shut in prick then, ideal material for being an all powerful mod on a comic art forum
During the rest of your busy days no doubt you're levelling up your WOW harry potter wizard, lolling at Terry Pratchett, and distributing category five Paedophillia pictures and videos amongst your fellow like minded enthusiasts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:13, closed)

Oh, don't be mean.
There's no reason for you to feel threatened. There's plenty of room for you next to the evangelion love pillow.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 16:16, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:42, closed)

Nice to see
That you're familiar with all the categorys of paedophillia Rory. Did your mum teach them to you? Or is it experience hard earned on E wing of the sex offenders wing that you post from?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:39, closed)

You make out like it's specialist knowledge Andy, perhaps it is when you've gone to the school of thick hicks and graduated to working on the argos floor
To most other people it's general knowledge, perhaps picked up from reading newspapers that don't have their banner in red. I learned about the categorisation when I did my legal practice course.


Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:00, closed)

You are a 1980s-era Kate Bush
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:07, closed)

Sorry,
I spent it all on hairspray and Colombian marching powder.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 16:14, closed)

Instantly reminded me of the following image:
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/admins_guns.jpg?w=720&h=507
(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:56, closed)

Heh heh
If they ever invent a way to shoot people thorugh the internet, the human race is doomed. Probably starting with me, thinking about it.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:17, closed)

Did that persuade her to have sex with you?
Hahaha, only joking.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:21, closed)

Sadly, no.
But I wasn't in it for that. I'm a better man than that.
I was in it for the giddy thrill of unearned power.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 22:25, closed)

If one of my mods did that, they'd get thrown off for the goatse thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 23:18, closed)

Yep
Fire with fire, hey, what a GREAT idea!
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:42, closed)

I read this as
I exposed a 14 year old boy to gay porn through a position of trust and responsibility.
( WormuIus, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:44, closed)

You need to improve your reading comprehension then.

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:04, closed)

I'll be honest
I read it as quickly as I possibly could.
( WormuIus, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:10, closed)