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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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The Wedding of River Song
Fucking slag tits cunt bitchface never invited me.

I'll 'spoilers!' her. Fucking whorebag.

Not that I wanted to go. Sweeties - she stole that from me as well.

Hope she get's Space Ebola aids and gang raped by 100 Ogrons.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:20, 23 replies)
Very nice,
run along now, little fella.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:03, closed)
Lassie, I am. Or Missy. If you prefer.

Ha ha haaaa!

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:41, closed)
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:46, closed)
kissy kissy

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:07, closed)
Please get help.
By which I mean a can of unleaded, a polyurethane sofa to sit on and a big box of matches.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:24, closed)
I love this
Please continue!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:41, closed)
sounds like a Nestene plot

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:15, closed)
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:07, closed)
Skagra, I'm having a change of heart about you. I no longer want you to jump into a volcano.
I now want you to set yourself on fire and THEN jump into a volcano.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:11, closed)
Ha ha haargh!
Bring it on.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:42, closed)
I write erotic Last of the Summer Wine fan fiction

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:15, closed)
Have you considered posting illustrations on /board,
that's exactly the sort of shit they'd lap up these days
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:29, closed)
Brian Wilde
's best performance was in Night of the Demon. Brilliant.!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:42, closed)
Ever listened to any Richard Herring's Leicester Sq Theatre Podcasts?
He interviewed Armando Iannucci & Graham Linehan and they talked about using the same production offices as Last of the Summer Wine team, whilst working on the first series of I'm Alan Partridge and how Andy Riley & Peter Baynham used to add cards to the LotSW storyboards along the lines of:

"Compo finds body of child in burnt-out car."
"Compo bursts puppy with cock."

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:36, closed)
Feel free to shove a lit sparkler up your weehole and then jump on a bonfire.

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:58, closed)
I like the sparkler idea sweetie

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
You post things about Doctor Who

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:37, closed)
Well done Sweetie!
I think there might be something wrong with you though
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
How the hell a creepy, sad, anal rape fantasist can say Brady has "something wrong" with him is beyond me!
BTW please cut the power cables on all your laptops. Then set fire to them.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
HER sweetie!
And I don't have laptops.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:35, closed)
Immolate and expire

(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:21, closed)
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
more electrons
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:55, closed)

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