M,S,M!
I have this wierd ritual (well I think it must be weird cos virtually no one else seems to do it).

When driving, I check my mirror to see if there is space for me to move out into, if there is ONLY THEN do I indicate what I'm going to do, and ONLY THEN do I actually do it....bizarre I know.
(repooc, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:32, 9 replies)

People are afraid to dine with me, due to my
poisoned food and drink.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:14, 14 replies)

Fairly Weird football one
I can't wear touch or even be near the kit an everton kit (the team I unfortunately support) because if I do I will force them to lose. Which is ironic considering who cack we are.
(Syndex, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:13, 2 replies)

Butt Lane
From time to time Mrs Airman Gabber and I drive through a small town called Butt Lane. Each time we pass the sign I have to say,"Huh huh huh. That says Butt." In my best Butt-head voice and as we drive past a side-road called Old Butt she retorts,"Huh huh. That says Old Butt." and I counter with,"Smelly old butt."

Been doing this for 12 years or so now.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, 6 replies)

Top tip:
Cure the symptoms of OCD by manning the fuck up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, 23 replies)

A few of my rituals over the years.....
For a number of years, I used to make the same pasta dish every Monday night for dinner. I love the taste of it, and it was something to look forward to.

When moving into a new place, I always set up these three things first, in this order: 1/TV, 2/ lounge seating, 3/ bed. Everything else can wait!

When I was 3 years old, to get to the bathroom I had to go through the lounge and always used to say 'good morning' to the old b&w TV in the corner.

I religiously watch Bathurst every year. My wife knows on that Sunday I watch the race and am not to be disturbed unless the house is on fire.
And she is to bring me beer!

Mid-October every year I put the soundtrack to the movie 'Sliver' in the car and listen to it until end of February. Why? Well, it was a
pretty significant time in my life in 1993-94, and I like living with the memories.

Finally, every Friday 13 November at 9:25pm I listen to Kate Bush's "Oh to be in Love", as on that day at that time in '87, I helped a girl named JF lose her virginity. And the song pretty much tells the story.
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:37, 11 replies)

I have fun
by speling things incorrectly or us'ing apostophies wrong on intetnet message boards as it drive's theyre tiny OCD minds mental.

Remember. If you've had to resort to correcting people's spelling and grammar to try and win an argument then you have already lost! If you can't win on content, even if the other person is borer-line illiterate, then you need to really think about your life.
( SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:11, 27 replies)

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(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:17, 1 reply)

Cruelty
As I've said before I work in a pub.
My work mate at said pub has some weird over the top compulsive habits.
Firstly he is always touching the bar and the sides to make sure there is no sugar or coffee grounds that he can't see.
Secondly he always arranges the uncut fruit basket half and half so the limes are on one side and the lemons are on the other.

Now being the nice guy that I am I want to help him get over this behaviour so I force him to accept his constant niggling idiosyncrasies are fruitless.
I do this by secretly mixing up the fruit and sprinkling the sides in sugar and coffee grounds.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:49, 10 replies)

MORTAL WOMBAT!

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:43, Reply)

I have COD
Goes great with CHIPS
(nolongernuts, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:27, 9 replies)

I sometimes wake myself up farting
Then I fart some more to be certain I'm awake.

Also, I arrange my best shoes around the house in very particular locations, in such a way that visitors notice them. I want them to notice how classy my heels are.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Why does my boss keep muttering, "Cleopatra, Queen of De Nile"?
The therapist said 'it's not OCD unless you have to correct other people's things.' So I would like to point out that I am not 'correcting' in an OCD manner, I am merely straightening out their desk trays to precise parallels because I bumped them (once, in the last decade, I'm sure).
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I can only post a comment on YouTube
if it doesn't sound like it was written by an angry, autistic 12-year-old.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:48, 3 replies)

Not looking at things
When I was 12, I used to be really superstitious on Wednesday mornings (for this was the day I woke up at my mum's flat, which for some reason made it different). I thought for some reason that if my routine didn't go as I am about to describe, the day wouldn't go as well as I wanted it to:

1. The night before, I wouldn't look at the clock after 10:10
2. I wouldn't look at the clock or my watch for the whole morning
3. I wouldn't watch the TV (which my sister would watch) or even get in a position I could see the screen
4. I wouldn't look in the mirror when I brushed my teeth or washed my face
5. I wouldn't look down when I was urinating. But if I missed the bowl, even just a little bit, instant bad day.

On days when I accidentally did one of these things, I would get really annoyed. On days when I was successful, nothing actually happened. I didn't actually question all this until the summer holidays, when I concluded that there was no point to this at all. So I only did it one more time, just to check.
(MOTOR Master Of The Open Road, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:55, 1 reply)

I always have to clear my Internet history
After surfing the web
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:44, 2 replies)

I have OCD
and am Pontius Pilate.

That one crucifixion took for-fucking-ever.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I have OCD.
It's like OCD but I have to check that the letters are still in the right order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:13, 3 replies)

I have ODB
i'm a dead rapper
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:08, 1 reply)

I have OCD.
It's like OCD but I have to check that the letters are still in the right order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i have OMD
i'm obsessed with mediocre synth pop
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I have OCD.
It's like OCD but I have to check that the letters are still in the right order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Ever week when a New QotW is out.
I have to post some sort of fake story on it, but so do most of the people here. So I guess that's an okay thing to do.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I have OCD.
It's like OCD but I have to check that the letters are still in the right order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Daveth Koresh made me realise..
When watching the weather on the BBC morning news I use the cross where the monitors intersect and use it as a bomb sight, usually there's a few towns and cities that get a direct hit.
(lordy lordy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

My weird ritual
Once a week, usually round about a Sunday lunchtime, I have this thing that I just seem to have this weird compulsion to do.

I make a cup of tea, and go outside. Then I unlock my van, open the bonnet, check its oil, water and brake fluid and top up the washer bottle. Shut the bonnet, start the engine and listen for any new squeaks or rattles - nope? okay good, then move on to switching on all the lights and indicators and checking that it has a full complement of headlights, sidelights, brake lights, tail lights, fog lights and indicators (obviously the reversing lights need the engine off). Then I go round and check the tyres have no obvious bulges or cuts and have legal-looking tread on them, and maybe even check they're at about the right pressure.

It must be weird and silly, judging by the number of people I see driving around on these dark sleety wet nights with one headlight out and no brake lights.
(gordonjcp, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:19, 7 replies)

Jennifer Aniston
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:29, 3 replies)

i have ODC
i have to put everything in reverse alphabetical order, yeah?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:53, 6 replies)

I have DCO.
The detective constable wasn't happy that I'd stolen his olives.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:57, Reply)