Only being 18
I wish to suck my own cock before I die.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:14, 21 replies)

It might be OK if you're gay.
But as a heterosexual when I (as a teenager) managed to get my lips to touch my cock it immediately went limp because I had a cock on my lips.
If you think about it sucking your own cock is only ever going to end in tears -- you can't very well come in your own mouth either. Well, you could, but I doubt you'd enjoy it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:24, closed)

but we expect woman to do it.
Saying that, I don't fancy it either. My missus likened it to bacon rind, but more runny.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:55, closed)

see a doctor.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:39, closed)

Or drink more fluids

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:26, closed)

My doctor doesn't do that kind of thing

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, closed)

I don't know about you...
...but I've never expected a woman to suck her own cock.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:52, closed)

Why is it any more gay than masturbation?
Does your cock go instantly limp when you masturbate?
( shitkicker, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:32, closed)

I suppose it's the level of sensation.
When one masturbates the sensations the penis feels far outweight any thought of what is in your hand. Having a cock staring you in the face and feeling it on your lips, etc. is slightly more distracting. The thought of cum in the mouth isn't a good one either.

I am not saying "you must be gay to suck your own cock", by the way, just explaining why I found it wasn't for me.

Re above: I must be one of the few blokes who doesn't expect a woman to do it. I won't complain if she does though, obviously.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:34, closed)

I guess it's the whole distance thing as well
keeping it at arms length so to speak.
( shitkicker, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:13, closed)

Indeed.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, closed)

It's not too hard.
Get your vertebral muscles cut, split your spinal column in the right places, and you'll even be able to stick your tongue up your own arse.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:32, closed)

Would you swallow?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:34, closed)

Thats called
Recycling....

(Or Cannibalism)
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:22, closed)

It's easy
Get yourself a very sharp knife, something to numb the pain and something else to staunch the bleeding.

You'll even be able to chew it, but it's unlikely you'll be able to use urinals ever again.
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:45, closed)

Getting someone else to do it will be much more satisfying.


Try asking your mum.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:16, closed)

Good suggestion
Last time I asked her she said YES
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:39, closed)

Hmm...
She said no...
I have to see a shrink now, thanks guys...
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:13, closed)

I'm very confused as to what being 18 has to do with it
Unless you are a gymnast and think you'll seize up over time.

Really - is that all you can think off as your goal in life?

I would suggest that before you die you come up with a better bucket list.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, closed)

On the other hand
it's something that many think about but few achieve.

So quite like most of the bucket-list items listed here...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, closed)

Nah, it's not that I can't think of anything
I was just commenting on teenage lust.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:12, closed)

youve got to have a dream

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:10, closed)