
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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I like a lot of their songs. I like all of the Night at the Opera album (though The Prophet Song goes on a bit), but they're still shit in comparison to how highly some people laud them up, nay, worship them.
"Ooh, Freddie was a great showman" they chant, a fuck awful cliche that grates on my mind. He wasn't a great showman, he was a great musician, get it fucking right. Jean-Michel Jarre is a great showman. He turned the centre of Paris into one big stage and didn't charge the 2 million people who showed up to watch. He didn't mince about on stage in a leotard.
They were/are a great band, but in line with this weeks topic, they are the worst band ever relative to some people's bizarre inflated opinion of them.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:59, 18 replies)

there were about 3 shit ones that most people forget, but you can't deny the guy had charisma. He could hold an audience just by being there, without lasers and explosions and whatnot. He was a great frontman. Showman is probably the wrong word...
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:08, closed)

Frontman is a better term. But when you get to a level of evangelism that people pour over him, it becomes more and more difficult to live up to those expectations. The same happened with Elvis, except hardly anybody knows where Zanzibar is.
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( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:36, closed)

No amount of mincing about would ever persuade me to watch / listen to / buy a band.
But the mincing probably got them some attention, then when people heard what they were doing, they realised how good they were.
I don't find Queen particularly watchable, but some of the stuff they wrote (and unless I'm mistaken, Freddie Mercury was very prominent as a writer) is astonishing. Bohemian Rhapsody is pretty old and a bit annoying now, but fuck me, it's a masterpiece muscially.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:23, closed)

If they were that big of a fan, the musician skills of the guy should take absolute prominence manyfold, otherwise you're just a fan of a guy mincing about in a leotard more than the music. And if I had been him, and was constantly hearing the showman line with hardly any mention of my musical talent, I'd be bloody furious.
Also, by not acknowledging the writing of May, Deacon and Taylor, they're disregarding the rest of the band and reducing them to mere session musicians.
Listen to Good Company written by Brian May. He plays Ukulele over what sounds like a 1920s style jazz band. However, those horns, clarinets and oboes you hear are actually about a dozen guitar tracks mixed down into one.
And John Deacon's "You're My Best Friend" can bring a lump to my throat.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:53, closed)

"Jean-Michel Jarre is a great showman. He turned the centre of Paris into one big stage and didn't charge the 2 million people who showed up to watch." Yes, of course, he did it for free.
Or may be the city/region/state paid for it, and even those who didn't want to/couldn't attain the concert were charged.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:35, closed)

He stands on stage and presses buttons. He's a shit performer and a shit musician.
These are facts, not opinions. I asked my mate and he confirmed it.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:50, closed)

I have also checked these facts with my dad and can confirm the facts as facts and add the additional, he's a whopping big cunt.
I mean jean michel jarre is a whopping big cunt not my dad, my dad's quite short.
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:28, closed)

which to my mind makes you worse than Joanna Yeates' landlord.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:08, closed)

the sort that attract David Quantick and Fearne Cotton.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:15, closed)

that's twice I've clicked "I like this!" in this thread instead of "Reply". I really am a fucking spazz.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:16, closed)

but the same applies here. Queen fandom is a muddied affair now in so far as The tragedy of Freddie has eclipsed all sane examination of their work and all anyone of that generation of musicans seems to be interested in is mutually wanking each other off in talking head programs until Freddie, Bob Geldof, Bono, George Michael and Elton John have been successfully canonised each other as saints of popular culture.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:09, closed)

Queen were the only band to break the artistic embargo on ANC South Africa and therefore are not only overrated cunts, but racist cunts.
And Brian May (nee Moore) playing on top of Buckingham Palace for the Queen's Jubilee makes them overrated, racist, establishment cunts.
Much like their fucking namesake.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, closed)

That would have been amazing, had he not been dead by then.
"It's up for grabs nooooooooow!"
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:12, closed)

I recall the NME headlines...
"Down down, deeper and down".
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:02, closed)

Listen to the 1st album "Queen". It's got a unique vibe and brilliantly written songs. Didn't sell well though.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:49, closed)
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