I win today's 'utterly odd' dream prize.I was at some sort of a party in a big house with lots of floors. For some reason, I was accompanied by 'my girlfriend', who was a girl (called Liz) that I went to school with that I entirely didn't fancy, primarily because she was a stick-insect tennis player and very 'straight'.
After an evening of fast-forwarded jollity, we all went to sleep, by which time it was definitely the Hood-Butters' house (although the HBs did not appear). All the visitors were going to sleep under a large tent flysheet in a large open room (some of them under the middle, so were just lumps under it). After some predictable subtle and muffled filthiness, I rolled over and Liz had turned into INRBM...
For some reason, I then got up and went to the kitchen of this house, where my friend Russ from Exeter was, and we discussed sausages. I then went out and wandered about the garden, which was a large open part of Epping Forest called High Beach, and then thought I'd go home.
The only problem with this being that I couldn't get home because my new house was in Edinburgh, and the night buses only came *from* there, didn't go *to* it. So, in a piece of magnificent surrealism, I got on a bus backwards and it took me home.
I was then sat in my living room watching TV when I heard a police type radio saying 'he's definitely in there'; I looked around the curtain and Russ was over the other side of the road with a huge zoom lens: and then the alarm on my mobile went off downstairs and I woke up, which was almost a shame :)
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:32,
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I dreamt that i was eating a marshmallowand when I woke up, the giant marshmallow I was keeping beside my bed was gone.
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:33,
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You're up against baldmonkey, remember.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:33,
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^ That was my dream, by the way(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34,
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Hello, He Who Pulled the Sword from the Norks.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:44,
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pfftyou're a brave man
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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:36,
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Pah,I've had odder.
I think yours does win for today, though.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34,
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You could at least have had the decency to make up a bit about riding around on naked women.I don't remember my dreams. I often fight a lot in them, though. I know this because my wife wakes me up afraid that I am going to kill her.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:35,
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I was too tired to dreambut I had a few fantasies about shagging lovely ladies I've met before I nodded off if that helps.
Just did normal nudey cunny sex though, nothing odd like you, you fucking freak.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:36,
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:)Saddles and chocolate sauce FTW.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37,
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I cant be arsed with all thatFuck them up the cunt, then go back to sleep.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37,
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She's already got one.Oh wait, you said "medal."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37,
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meaalmebal
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Nope.
You've lost me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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You know whatAll of those look like they might be real words in some language or other
Yay! I've been here 1 year, have 860 posts on /board, 86 posts on /talk and 8.6 posts on /links
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Don't post anymore.You'll ruin it.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:43,
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Jiggley wiggley wanky woo!inscoonet - a kind of jew!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:43,
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mechalmeshal
methal
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:44,
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Don't worry.I fucked up again.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:44,
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MENTAL?!Is it "mental"?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:45,
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Unless his wife has got a mental,no.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:46,
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No. See my wife has a "mental"; me, because I am all like "woo! I'm mad me".It's quite clever really.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:47,
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Yes please.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50,
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Exactly. She HAS a mental i.e. a mental episode,She hasn't GOT a mental i.e. a spacker.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50,
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I'm mad me. WOO!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55,
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Yep.She's great.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37,
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If she had been a fat lesbian hockey player it would have been ok?"I entirely didn't fancy, primarily because she was a stick-insect tennis player and very 'straight'."
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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At school, she was entirely boringwhich coming from me isn't bad going :)
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:40,
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I would consider it to be odderIf a dream seemed like regular normality, though I have dreamt about being at work and wanted to charge them overtime.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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It did seem like normality...apart from the bus bit and the weird teleporting bit.
But saying that, when I've had a few pints I tend to forget exactly how I got somewhere anyway :)
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:45,
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I have (very sadly) dreamt about sitting on a sofa with my laptop posting on here.That was the entire dream.
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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:46,
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Was that the night that you kept saying "Penis"Over and over again?
Hate to tell you, but that wasn't a dream.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01,
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You bought beer.Rosie attacked me.
There was a bar tab of something in the region of £320.
I was accosted by a black man with a knife in a tube station.
I met the Cosbys.
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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:44,
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weird.Eddie Murphy's Bill Cosby impression is wonderful.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:45,
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I'm glad to see that my Astrally-Travelling selfbehaved like a gentleman.
For a change.
[edit: I just remembered that I woke up this morning reciting Latin conjugations and declensions. I may need to get out more.]
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:47,
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I was especially proud when I had a dream entirely in Spanish.But Latin is much cooler. I would like to learn Latin.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:51,
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I appear to be learning Latinas part of my incredibly-slow attempt at learning Gaidhlig.
Latin is easy.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53,
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At least you weren't honking like a goose.(
ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:51,
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Was that to scare the nasty black man,or to get away without paying the tab?
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55,
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I had a dream about testing a printer cable onceit was really very exciting.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:45,
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Awaits "Sum Yun Gai" replies ...(
L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:51,
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