I'm creating a thread to show my internet appreciation for the return of Bud.
Get in!

Bud based thoughts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

He shouldn't point fingers

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Calm down.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I'm not even going to reply
Whoops, I just did, I must be so angry :D
( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Does anybody else want to explain what ":D" means in this situation, above?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Believe it or not, it means I was grinning as I finished my post.

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

"anybody else".

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Careface

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

*Online Calming Motions*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Evidentially necessary
Hold me JMG
( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

No internet attention given.
Rule #7
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

I am tearful

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

He's trying to make internet friends with you.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

There's nothing I want more

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

OH DOUBLE R!
I have a backlog of nerds as it is.
How do I rationalise?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

A cool refreshing glass of vimto and a spot of face pushing will clear your mind.
The answer will surely then present itself.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

He's gone insane.

(Psycho Eyes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

I wonder if he's on LOLMENT4LDRUGS.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Does anybody else want to explain what ":(" means in this situation, above?

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

The number of b3tans on medication
makes JMG sad.
(Psycho Eyes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

In my head I pronounce the second name 'Mun-kwai'
I hope that's vaguely correct.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I was just noticing that I call Cleisthenes
Celestine in my head.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

"clays-theens" in mine

( Zuowan, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

That's what I go for too

( Theoban What of it, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Clee-is-thenz

( TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Are you sure?

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Yes.

( Zuowan, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

It's meant to rhyme with 'distance'
'clee-istanse'
( Malaka omdz, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

I thought "Clays-thene-ees"

(Psycho Eyes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

clee-is-theens.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

and I can't figure out how I say it the real way.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

"Clitoris". Honestly.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

but with a lisp?

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

DekionPlexis has a lisp.
It's worrying.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

How will he announce his name at a B4SH without people laughing?

( Malaka omdz, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Via Gaz.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Is a bash basically a LAN party with no games?

( Malaka omdz, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

No girls.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

With that X & S he must spit alot when introducing himself.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

CLIS-the-knees

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

It's always been like "Monkey" to me.

(Psycho Eyes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

CORRECT AND TEN POINTS.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

YAY

(Psycho Eyes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'm sorry boss
I'll change my pronunciation for the greater good
( Theoban What of it, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

More like Mung-Q-Why in my head.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

That's WRONG.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

me too.
it makes it all too phonetically similar to baldmonkey though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

It's "monkey".

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

None
should I have any?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

more blog please.
I enjoy reading it with my eyes and processing it in my brain.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I missed Bud.
I don't miss him when he's here.

I like the abuse, even when it's not directed at me.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

smelly

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

I smell of vanilla today.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Vanilla is the best of girly smells.

(AnonymousCadenza, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

I don't care either way
Should I?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

You're new. You wouldn't understand it's glory.
The old days were always better on b3ta.
People should have this beaten in to them at every opportunity.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

That's too bad, because everyone else cares very much about whether you care or not.

( Newington, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

I know they do
I can't help being so awesome.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

More of this sort of thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*High Fives all round*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

A surging mexican wave of fives.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

Maybe this shows that B3ta is getting less wobbly again

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Wobble free b3tans is the way forward.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

More, BBC, more!
/Points of View blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

he didn't even bring a cake when he left the last time

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

he's a nice guy who's misunderstood by the uppity people
also he has good taste in music.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

I heard he likes b*witched

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Who doesn't?

( in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

let's face it, who doesn't?

( Malaka omdz, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

B*witched are excellent
www.box.net/shared/pihahi7apx
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

oh yeah
that's the good shit
( Malaka omdz, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

I Dream of Jeannie was far superior.

( Newington, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

It has the best theme song EVER.
It makes me instantly happy when I hear it.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

Who doesn't?

( Zuowan, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

GMOSYES!
*Impromptu party*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

A welcome return for the prodigal son, with bile ducts as productive as ever.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

I'll probably have flounced by the end of the day.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Easy come easy go.
I'll enjoy the ride while it lasts.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

www.jammastergeordie.com/2008/01/simple-truth-we-are-better-than-you.html
(likeajackhammer, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

I'm the fucking BEST.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

*Booming High Fives all over*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'm doing tens, for good measure.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

I'm really not fussed either way

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

Yeah, but you're no one special, so it doesn't really matter what you think.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

I am comfortable with this

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Great Fortune.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)