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Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
You have to be able to read well enough to understand the marriage certificate for one thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
hhahaha
fuck me...
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
You aren't funny,you are sad

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
he is faiirrrly funny.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
fairly?
I don't love you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
*licks face*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I'm far from sad. You're like a one-woman cheering up army.
I can't help but smile when you post.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
I want that.
what percentage of my posts make you smile? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
eleventy two

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
Im glad I make you smile

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
You probably wouldn't be.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
He's always struck me as a very happy contented chap.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
Fuck that, FF
DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY? DO YOU?

EH?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
You're LOLARIOUS.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
YES! INTERNET VALIDATION!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
I can read :)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I love you

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
It's tremendously loved up on here today.
Is there something in the water?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
*frots discreetly*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
I reckon it could have been Bud spiking everybody
except he's too mean to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
I dunked my penis in the drinking water.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

That's what that taste is
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
There's a little bit of Bud
in all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
Much like God. In a way.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
I'm back
What did I miss.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
Syncubus is still shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
Did he ignore you?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
No, he tried to take me on and got SHAME-UP.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Can you get the Audio Book version?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Oh Shambles
You turn a girl's head with your witty ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Youuuuuuu
Hello. *hugs*
I feel like I've not seen you in ages but I think I've probably just not been paying attention.
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
I'm slightly meh.
I have been strongarmed up to Manchester to go to my Uncle Nobhead's wedding when I would much prefer to be Fordham festing with the Captn :(

I hate my Uncle Nobhead. He stares at my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
booooooooooooooooooooo
i'm at a party so can't go either
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
0_0


...sorry what was that I was distracted
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
IT'S NOT FUNNY HE'S LIKE FRANK GALLAGHER FROM SHAMELESS
AND I HAVE TO WATCH HIM GET FUCKING MARRIED TO THE EQUIVALENT TO SHEILA.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
Never met anyone who wants to :)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Oh, so it's not something you don't want to do then?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
I think I am getting top old to wear a wedding dress anyway:(

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
No such thing :)
If you want it, it might happen
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Not withD.M anyway he won't ever get married again.
Can't say I blame him:)
(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
Yeah, well, my Mum's boyfriend said that
They're getting married in November
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
works for some I know:)
I knew of a couple who married in their 80's
(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
you are right, I won't
mainly because I have lost all faith in the institution of marriage, but that doesn't mean I am not willing to commit to another in some way.
There's no financial benefit to it any more, really, and in the modern tolerant all-embracing society we have there's no difference between non-married couples and those who are "officially joined"
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
*bookmarks this to send to DM at random intervals throughout the day*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
yeah, cos it sounds like marriage is just what he needs right now.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
I'm just responding to the blatant plea in that sad little statement up there ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
ooh. in that case.
i don't think i'm going to get married either.

:((((
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
*gets down on one knee*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
*ties shoelace*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
WAS THAT SARCASM?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
you are the most hilarious and lovely tall person EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
er my boyfriend's number is 01234 567 8910

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
Silly Binky, how could anyone not want to marry you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
she'd be dead before she's old enough.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)