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50 internet points to whoever baits him into posting first.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
Mention his name, that normally brings out the more serial flouncers.
Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod Sibod.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH ROAHNEAH
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
I got a brilliantly ironic private message from him not so long ago.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1238010197/hahahaohgod.jpg

The reason I didn't have a comeback was that I'd gone to bed by then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
the idea that you'd leave the internet mid argument for any reason is obviously alien to some people

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
It wasn't even an argument.
I'd just said he was an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
then not waited around for his indignant response?
that seems highly irresponsible
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
Roahneah loses all arguments since posting a photo of his cock stapled to a bit of wood.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
what sort of wood?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
it was oak
the fucking idiot knows this is a BALSA ONLY community.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
I bet it was sanded and everything, I actually feel a little ill

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
worse,
VARNISHED FFS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
I liked the time when someone linked to his profile with videos of him having a wank on some website.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
Nothing screams 'Attractive Non-Desperate Person' more than filming yourself having a wank and sticking it online
It's so suave.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
I'm not keen on camp men.
Poofs, I don't mind. I just don't like poofs who define their whole life by what they fuck. And flounce about the place like fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
I was thinking "yeah I'm straight but I don't go on about it all the time"
then I realised I probably do talk about it a fair bit.

FANNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
So do some of the poofs here.
It's not that that's annoying. It's being all John Inman about it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
Ooh,
hark at you, going on like that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
SikRik is a good example of a straight doing the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
YES.
YES HE IS.
GOOD POINT.
YES.
THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
I have had sex with 15 fannies today
and I have punched 3 poofs and watched a game of football while farting.

I am manly as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
for gays I can understand it a bit more though
as they've had to come to terms with liking cock up their dirty whorebums, whereas Rik's sexual preference was already accepted by decent society.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
Yes
but what's not accepted by society is not being able to get a shag off a lady.

You have to go on and on and on about how many shags you've had off how many ladies and how many of them were virgins and cried because you were rough with them and refused to marry them once you'd wiped your cock on their vulva.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
Bet you're no good at coordinating colours whilst decorating, either.
You great big unpoof.

You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
*looks down at yellow socks and lime green trousers*
no idea what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
Yes Car Credit?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
I shout that at the point of climax.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
Good to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
Yes car credit!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
Filthy hound.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
how else would you know they were gay?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
I love Moo so much, I'd probably let him.
HE doesn't see the need to prance around like a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
Mcdoof is the least stereotypical gayer I've ever met, and a great bloke to boot.
Then again, he lives in Castleford - a walking stereotype would last maybe five seconds there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
Like other similar b3tans he will most lokely search for mentions of himself every day

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
And if you say anything remotely negative about him, he sends you a frothing abusive gaz and reports you to the mods.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
I do this.
I'm ashamed but at least I am honest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
Fibs. You're not ashamed at all.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
You once told me in confidence that you do this.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
I heard Sibod rapes children.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
Me too. Please ask him to keep the noise down.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
and turn the webcam on

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
Show him your cock
that will cause him to emerge.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)