That would be fantastic.
I'm campaigning for a Tea Boy at work. One to wander round in some little shorts if at all possible.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm sure cr3 will do that if you ask nicely.
Edit: I hate myself for jumping on the spangolin-cr3 bandwagon. Sorry.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

I didn't realise we were a bandwagon :)
I'll have to ask.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

you're not really
it's mainly mykey, the thought of it seems to do something for him
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

He does seem to get excited about the thought of other people having sex and that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

I wonder what that could mean?
*casts aspersions*

Hello Esmewesme. I hope today finds you well?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Not too bad at all.
I have tidied the flat, hung out washing, watered plants and had some LOVELY seedy bread toasted. I will now have hot water with lemon.

I want to stay at home ALL the time.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

'Casting aspersions'
sounds like a Warcraft spell that gives you the power to make the baddies autistic
( Malaka omdz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

Spellcasting "A-S-P-E-R-S-I-O-N-S"

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

*your enemy starts counting all the leaves on a tree*
WIN.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

A-S-P-E-R-G-E-R-S

( WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I LOVE TO CAAALL YOU BABY!

( Malaka omdz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

there's an obvious conclusion to draw there

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

is it that he's fat?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

probably

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Pfft
Thats some excellent amateur psychology

Im amazed you'd give up an illustrious career in psycho analysis for wiping dogs bottoms.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Merely an observation.
No need to get upset and attempt to insult my job.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

SADFACE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

SAD FAT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Now you do the angryandirish thing you do
And i'll be fat

It'll be GREAT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

You know something right?
Fuck the fact that you've been here longer, and wasted more of your banal existance on here. Once upon a time, when I joined this site, you seemed like one of the people who didn't post banal shit and wasn't a whinging fuckbin. That was then. Now, you're slowly becoming the most tedious poster on here. You're a one man walking joke.

Why don't you log off for a week? Have a rest from all this. Because God knows, some of us need a rest from you, you disappointing cockwrench.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

INTERNET USER UPSET AT OTHER INTERNET USER FOR SPENDING TIME ON INTERNET

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

Hello.
Fuck off, yes?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

Haha
this is EXCELLENT stuff
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

I suppose I should be using this space to call you fat.
But that's just not worth it.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

*snort*
Ah the 'not worth it'

This just gets better, thank you fellow internet user.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

Oh Karl, the fat man's making you do all his running for you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

internet anger at fatmen doesn't work
they can't wobble away from their keyboards anyway
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

but but I have not done anything wrong :(

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

what, not ever?
you pious shit
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

Also, clickin dis

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

haha, you tell him, you big brave internet giant

( mongychops, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Look at him ride to the defense of [whoever]

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Really?
REALLY?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

My head hurts from the irony.

( WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

i did enjoy the word 'fuckbin'

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

From a man whose foreplay is lifting folds

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better than no foreplay my animal mouthed friend

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Also
ZING
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

*blows on finger guns*
*puts them back in pockets*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

I still maintain that you have moments of brilliance in the amusement stakes
Dont make me doubt that:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

I really hope we're not in his angry wank bank
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

nah, just mine
/admires bicep
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

a terrible fate for anyone!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Fuck yes
YIFF
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hmmm
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/19246?q=spangles
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

oh bless
if it's not cr3, it's the furriness. Sweet.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

I quite liked his Damion conspiracy theory

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

It's always hard to accept that someone you liked on the internet is gone.
If you can't blame the Jews, best blame the Yiffers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

We'll discount the bits about Damion being an oily, ignorant dimwit though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

I'll say nothing on that front.
For diplomacy and not seeming like one of those people that badmouthes their exes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

Pfft.
Very mature of you :)
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

and you never have
yay you.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

That's it, spoil all my fun.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

All of my exes are smelly and mental and lesbians
I'm a cunt tho :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

smentbians
the common name for a DG ex
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

bloody yiffers!
coming over here, taking our jobs
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

dressing up in our costumes,

( Malaka omdz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

wanking like a gibbon

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

I pushed three Hard-Working British People That Fought In The War out into the streets when I got my job in new media.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

this country is going to the dogs,
or to the people in dog costumes, at least
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

Blame them
blame them all, its everyones fault.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

them Canada
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

they're not even a real country anyway

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

The Oracle says no
But is willing to allow one to start
( SuperMatt, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

Ceefax says yes!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm available.
But you have to supply the shorts.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'll steal some off Kylie

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

I start Monday
/shows arse cheeks.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

The pay is good for that... 32k

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

old school!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

i'm trying to remember what his name was

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

Zygotik, or something similar
I think he ended up joining the army
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

low poly
it's for a game.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

ahaha. yes!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

happy times indeed
you only have to look at the sub thread above about mykey above to see how shit b3ta has become
( mongychops, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

ahh what fun that was

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

/waves glow sticks

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'd get that seen to if I were you...
It's not healthy
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

but its a delightful pussy green!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)