I want to run awaaaaaaaaaaaaay

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Joining the circus is a bad idea.
It involves far more prostitution than you'd imagine.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I ran away from the circus when a child so I could join a travelling accountancy clerks.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

This is more or less the true story of John Major.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

If we painted him green he would look EXACTLY like Kermit the Frog

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

my dad played badminton with him, in nigeria.

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

My dad played football with Dire Straits

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

my dad helped build mark knopfler's new house
and worked on a boat for simon le bon, i think
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Been out drinking with Mark Kopfler and the editor of Time Out to see Little Barrie at 100 club.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

i met kriss akabusi in a toyshop on christmas eve!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

WINNER!
AWOOGA!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

that's john fashnu, you berk!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

actually, they might both have said it
I CAN'T REMEMBER
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I met Rolf Harris in Newcastle airport.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

He signed my University Card

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

my dad's got a Ferarri with a drumkit in the back

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Your nickname is 'drumkit'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

yeah well my dad IS your dad

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

my dad's still bigger.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

my dad could have my dad

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

awesome
both my parents went on a canal boat trip with Vic Reeves, sometime in the distant past. There are some funny and unfashionable photos.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

that's a good one

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

that's quite a claim

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I want to break free.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I want candy.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

I want to know what love is.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

I want is my two front teeth, All for christmas.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

i want to breakdance

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I want to ride my bicycle.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I wanna be sedated

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

HANG ON do you need my rb address? i am moving on the 21st or so.....

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

YAY HOUSE TO RENT.
gonna have a bathtub, a garden, a shed, a proper kitchen...
( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

ooooh!
where is your new house? Near to where you are now?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

it's in TOWN baby.
near the PARK and the PUB and things.
( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

wa-fucking-hey!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

i want you to want me

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)