a hug.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm 24 in 18 days, what're you getting me?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Exactly what you're going to get me for my 24th.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

YES!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

A brass dildo?

(thediscokingpin, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

i'm 20 in 15 days, what are you getting me?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I'm getting you exactly what you got me for my 20th

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

for ($i = 1; false; $i++) 
{
  $suffix = "th";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "1") $suffix = "st";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "2") $suffix = "nd";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "3") $suffix = "rd";
 
  echo "What are you going to get me on my " . $i . $suffix . "?";
  echo "Exactly what you got me on my " . $i . $suffx . ".";
}

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

You've missed out an if statement
for if my age is less or more than the birthday being mentioned.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

if ($jenk->cares())
{
  // ha.. never gonna happen
}

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Too busy being a nonce, eh Jenk?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I'm 35 in 14 days
What do I get?
( M o D, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

Bus pass and zimmerframe.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

A course in redundant apostrophes.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm 20 in 20 days, what are you getting me?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)