I saw buns on a shelf in the 24 hour co-op the other day
and on the label on the shelf it said "contains ant". I don't know what that means or whether it constitutes irony.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I once bought a Meat feast pizza
which had a label on it proclaiming that it was made with vegetarian cheese.

Get to cunting fuck !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

I bought some peanut butter a few weeks ago
that said on it "not suitable for nut allergy sufferers due to the methods used during production". What methods be those, then?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

the methods of "putting peanuts in"
I despair. My muesli says "may contain nuts" on it.... I mean, forget people being so retarded that they need to warn you that nutty muesli has nuts in, why the guarded warning? Surely, it DOES have fucking nuts in it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

It's like when you buy kids clothes
and the label inside says "Keep away from fire" Really ? There was me thinking if I put a pair of Dora the Explorer pyjamas on my kids they would be able to walk accross the surface of the sun.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

It says that inside my shoes.
"not flameproof equipped"

Really? you fucking surprise me. I always fireproof stuff using Puma trainers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

The thing that really gives me the fucking rage is these film description things
"Finding Nemo - Contains mild peril and language"

FUCK OFF YOU AMERICAN CUNTS, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, JUST DIE, ALL 200 FUCKING MILLION OF YOU. DIE NOW. I'M FUCKING WAITING !!!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I think "mild peril" is a brilliant phrase.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

It is
but it should refer to the journey of a rich tea biscuit, dunked for slightly too long, from drink to mouth. NOT TO A CUNTING FILM YOU SACKS OF PEDANTIC, RIGHT WING, FUNDAMENTAL YANK CAAAAAAAAANTS.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I love you two, you pair of curmudgeonly old fuckers.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

pfft

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

I like the Schroedinger like uncertainty it brings to everything
This sandwich may or may not contain nuts, until I open the wrapper and collapse the quantum field. At the moment it both does and does not contain nuts.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha I'm going to view the labels like this now

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

I bought some nurofen for my nipper, it clearly states from ages 0-2.
The back of the label warns against Driving and operating heavy machinery
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

no Bob the Builder toys then

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)