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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

You could wrestle a bear during the end credits.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

I met a man in the pub once who said he punched a badger.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Badger is sometimes used a slang term for homosexualianists.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I heard they can smell bum up to a kilometer away,
and you can stop them only with a firm punch to the nose or gouging their eyes, or a harpoon gun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I heard they can hear colours.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Someone once told me they nurture their young in pouches on their chests

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

It's political correctness developing full blown schizophrenia.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

I saw one in the street one night
It was weaving a small ceremonial Squirrel figurine out of a hedgehog.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

homophobe

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Homo

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

phoblerone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

I've had a drunken debate with a vet about my ability to take on a badger.
He said it will rip me to pieces. I'll prove him wrong some day.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

My reply looks really fucking dodgy after what Dr P has put above.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

You disgust me.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I've heard they're vicious.
This guy reckoned he'd bumped into one in his van or something, but it was only stunned, so he picked it up by the scruff of its neck, slapped it a few times, and sent it on its way. He also said he'd killed an Alsation that went for him one time. Or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

That sounds like
you've been to a QOTW bash.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

honey badgers are tough little bastards
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Honey_Badger
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

bastardbadger

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

awesome

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

Animalised Hospital?
"Hello! I'm baldmonkey and I'm here at Great Ormond Street hospital to cheer up the kiddies! I poured black paint down the sides of the building to makeit look like a tiger, complete with razor sharp teeth around the doorway and to make it really feel like we're inside a hospital-shaped tiger, I've been stapling the carcasses of buffalos all over the place. Lots of blood all over the floor looking really grrrrrreat! OI TIMMY! STOP FUCKING CRYING AND HELP UNCLE BALDERS WITH DECAPITATED BOAR!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

BERTIE THE BOAR

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

Call him whatever you want, he has no head!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)