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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
You absolute motherfucker
My QotW story won by a country mile.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Yours depends on the pictures though.
And the newsletter sticks to just words and links.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
I have a distinct memory of a photo only QoTW story getting a mention in the newsletter.
If I recall, it was a photograph of a broken road that someone's Tom Tom had directed them down.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I read what you wrote as
"Weee weee weee weee weee weee weeee"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
I remember this

(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
I feel you've totally failed to understand the concept of
"win"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
I thought mine was quite good
but I got called a bully and I can't reply now, so I'm not impressed lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
It was hard to edit down
and needed TWO picture links to work.

Anyways, you got #1 story, so the qotw link goes straight to your story.

What more do you want? Kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
I beleive he's having them right now

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
I think you should have a special edition newsletter on Tuesday edited entirely by me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Haha, no Wormulus mention.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
I sometimes wonder why I even bother.
Naughty stepped for pushing porn off the board.
and now this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
can't really add pictures to the newsletter though can you.
I mean that would be impossible the technology hasn't been invented yet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
QotW stories with pictures have been linked to before.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Apparently a fleet on Honda Accords doorstepped Rob and threatened him with their karate skilz if you made the newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Compare my story with the ones in the newsletter
and tell me, honestly which is more deserving of a mention.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
It's not like I forced anyone to click it.
It was the people's choice.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Chthonic picks the ones he wants to put in the newsletter and in this case I'd imagine
he didn't want to run something that requires links rather than just reading.

I like your story tho. Even if you're being a bit Mr Flouncy Pants now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
he's been unbearable since he won

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

been since he won
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
I AM NOT BEING A FLOUNCY PANTS
I DEMAND THE ONLINE ATTENTION THAT IS MINE BY RIGHT.

I ALSO DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM YOU FOR NAUGHTY STEPPING ME
OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY INTERNET LAWYER
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Is he not hearing from your internet lawyer now anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Someone get Marcus's dad on the phone

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Haha, Flouncy Pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
ok, that's two things you're banging on about that I haven't done
I haven't naughty stepped you and I didn't include or not include you in the newsletter.

Are you having a period?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Did you hear that?
It was like a million womenz cried out in anger
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
I didn't think it was you or cr3
It must be one of the secret mods.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
It's a big conspiracy to prevent me from becoming too popular.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
I blame JMG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
I thought *you* were the Internet Lawyer
Is there another Internet Lawyer? I only ask in case I need a second opinion on things.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
INTERNET LAWYER MAN is my idea for a second account.
but I don't think cr3 would let me get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
The golden era of comedy logins has passed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Donkey Gums gets to keep his :(

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
his is funny

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Police Dog transcends funny

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
I totally don't get the whole police dog thing.
It's like a thing that all your friends thought was funny when they were drunk and you weren't there. I don't understand, I don't understand why it's funny and it baffles me a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Police Dog just popped up one day
good timing and not over-using it has made Police Dog into the star he is today.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Nah. Still don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
Police Dog YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
licky licky
snoffle snoffle
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
*checks your admin*
ha - you've already got a second account mr penis wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
What?
No I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
I've only ever had 1 second account
and it's been banned :((

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1243001440/hermione.gif
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
NOW WE KNOW YOUR EMAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
My name is hardly a secret
and actually you can't see my email.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Well since it's a gmail account I'm guessing it either ends in gmail or googlemail.com. But you're right, it's not the whole thing so fair enough.
And I didn't know your name, I don't pry sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Quick!
Use this knowledge for eviiiiil.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
who bets his password's CockTuesday

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
You can even see my name in that screengrab

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
yep - id 55040 - looks like it was banned tho
evidence it's yours

* same password as you
* it's called "cock tuesday" and that's what you bang on about all the time
* um, haven't got a third but the first two points are strong circumstantial evidence
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Unencrypted passwords o_O
or are the hashes the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
hashed and salted
but yeah - they are the same - I can't actually read the passwords
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
Sorry I misunderstood
I thought you meant I had another one.
That one got banned.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
Woo my suggestion made it
I shall now be smug all day long
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
I think THE LIST should be in the newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
I dont remember Wormulus flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
I've flounced about a dozen times.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
two weeks in a row i've been in that newsletter
things really must be getting dire
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:10, archived)