*catches, glues to shoulder*
Check me, I'm Richard E Grant.


No, finders keepers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

hubare's going to take you over
hubare's going to take you over
beware beware, you'll drive a vauxhall nova
when hubare's head doth take you over
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

doth is one of those words
that is only ever used to make something scan. like "twix't"
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Verily
dude.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

it's also useful for writing Star Wars-themed sonnets
Oh, how much more Doth Vader beauteous seem, and so on
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

I drive an astra at the moment.
Well, sort of. I own it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

My Accord pwns your astra

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

my astra was FREE, motherfucker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I dont even have an Accord.
LIES, ON THE CUNTING INTERNET !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Well then in that case I CAN drive my car.
Brooooooooooooom vroom vroom vroom squeeeeee CKSHHHHH.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Crashing isn't fun :(
Unless it's Gran Turismo, then you just bounce off the wall and carry on going
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Neeeeow.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Crashing is always fun
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

it's started! it's started!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Awwww, my big grown up woman!
Mummy's pads are in the bathroom, do you know how to use them?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

:o
i wasn't expecting that
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

You're 13 love, it's a perfectly normal age.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

my tits hurt

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Stop flirting, you weirdo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

i'm so confused!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

that's a rather obscure film reference

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

So is YOUR MUM.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

First one that came into my head.
This head. The prettier one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

not it's not
"Check me, I'm Mark Wing Davey" would have been an obscure reference
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

And so would this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6132279
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

awesome

( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)