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They shoved a speculum up an 18 year old girls bottom last week
It made me think of Mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Shhh!
Don't tell SickRik, it will give him the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
It is a pretty sexy image.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I imagine it's like having bum sex with a robot

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
Exactly like it.
Mmmm, metalic.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Speculums drive the fear of god into all women.
Men don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Nope, we don't.
Generally we have no wish to find out (i'm sure there are some s&m types who enjoy a good speculuming).
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Those filthy brutes just love to be swabbed.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
I'm sure they do.
If something exists, someone somewhere will get off on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
all you have to do is lie back and think of cylons/ T-1000/ bender/ twiki from buck rogers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
*mingecringe*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
With Doctor Theopolis spitting in your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
What an amazing expression.
I'm guessing it is like a toecurl but relating to sexy embarrasment?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
It's like a sort of frontal clenching in disgust.
Most women experience this when they see Piston Broke.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
I am not female and I have never met PistonBroke.
I'll never get to experience a mingecringe.

There must be a male version but i'm spectacularly failing to think of anything funny that rhymes.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
"frontal clenching" really is the only way to describe it

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Well, I have learned something today.
Thank you!

How about 'willy wince' or 'cock cower' for men?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
I imagine
*wilt* would cover it, for men.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
Ok, next time I see a particulary hideous specimin.
I will be thinking of willy wilts and mingecringes.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
NSFW
Performance art
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Aceness.
More performance art also NSFW, possibly NSFA

foodforanimals.com/aurora/orlan4.jpg
enculturation.gmu.edu/1_2/calvin/orlan.htm
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I thought she was cleaning her ear out with a stick in that first photo

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Nope!
That's a scalpel stuck in her face.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
Orlan is a proper twat.
/opinionlols
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
I've met her and I think she's pretty ace.
A bit mad of course but I actually think her art is very funny and interesting.
/different opinion lols
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I'm not looking forward to Speculum O Clock.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
It's horrid.
But obviously everyone is different. It mightn't be too bad for you. My cervix goes off to the right. The nurse found these directions very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
pfft
I hope you drew them a helpful map.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
True fact here
Fanny nurses can't find Ms Official's cervix. Now, I'm no fannyologist, but I'm fairly certain it's there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
I have a really odd mental image now
involving torches and those long up-to-the-elbow gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
That's more or less what happens
She had 'A Scare' some time ago and has to have regular colposcopy. Every time it's a new person gaping up her fanny they get lost. She'll be thrilled I told the internet this.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Have you ever been for a smear?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
nope
doctors really discourage it until you're 25, now.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I was so annoyed when they changed it.
I had to go through mine at 21.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
errrk

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Really? I had mine a year ago and I'm only just 22.
I have a semi embarrassing smear test lols story but I don't know if I should share.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
how weird
I've asked every time I've been to the doctors, just to make sure, but they keep saying Nooooo. Apparently they are coming back with lots of abnormal results (and having to do unnecessary Further Investigation) when it is just the girlparts developing naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
did everything evert?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Well I was lying there, ready for my smear
the nurse got the speculum up me and then turned away to get the swabs. While her back was turned the speculum shot out of me, landing neatly on a book shelf on the other side of the room.

The nurse had to stop for a bit, she laughed so much she cried.

/smear lols blog
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
Men in Thailand pay lots of money to see stuff like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
fantastic muscles, Miss FD
*handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
*grins awkwardly*
*shakes your hand back*

I didn't even clench though, it's just pinged out.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
maybe your vageen is possessed.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
you're not kidding anyone,
your fanny is dinsauresque.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

"We're in luck! This image was made at the tail end of my bleeding time, so if you look closely, you can see a little drop of menstrual blood making its debut at the opening in the center of the cervix, which is called the os. It sure is a magical place".

:( how is that "in luck"

*massive sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
like OS X?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
I'm pronouncing it like "Oz".
I'm not sure if I am going to link this to Oz the TV show or the Land of Oz.

One's a magical place, one's where people get shivved. I'm not sure which is the most accurate metaphor.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
I hope I don't hanve monkeys flying out of mine, is all I'm saying.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
Not again at any rate.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
I think it is pronounced 'oss'
I study bones and stuff and generally 'os' means opening as in 'os coxae' the hip bones that have a hole at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Pah. I study physics
and has such knows no information about the female body at all
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Physics is a real man's science anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:00, archived)