Since it's my birthday, I've been thinking about what I want to do in the next year...
I'm going to
1) Move in with my girlfriend
2) Go motor racing
3) Become debt-free

What do you want to do in the next 365 days?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

your girlfriend...
HAHAHAHAHA!

I'm fucking hilarious! ON LINE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

MORE JOKES ABOUT FUCKING OTHER PEOPLES GIRLFRIENDS NOW
demands popular internet hero, SSG.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I will be debt free in 9 months when my 4 year loan finishes.
Hopefully get to Tokyo by the end of this year.

Maybe a GF, dunno yet if I fancy another one yet though.

Most of the stuff I do with my life is pretty crazy anyway so just trying to survive those would be a good thing.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Climb comfortably at about HVS 5b/E1 5a
Climb comfortably at outdoor Fr 7a sport
Climb comfortably indoor at Fr 7b sport

get out on my bike more.

TRAIN MUCH MUCH MORE.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Learn to drive
get another bass
that's about it really. Maybe get a kitty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Do an MSc.
Get a real job with a salary paid per annum rather than per hour

Find a girlfriend

Start paying back my overdraft/student loans
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

*shrug*
I dunno, have a baby or something

/girl
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

ARE YOU PREGGOS?!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
are you going to name it after me :') plz fanks.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

No I'm not pregnant.
Okay, it'll be mini DG
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

No, name it Police Puppy!
He could be the hilarious new sidekick to Police Dog. Everyone will love him and he'll totally not be a complete irritation to everyone.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

This is what worries me...
It's like "oh, we could just have a baby", as if it's something to do because you're bored :S
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Do all babies have to be planned rigorously, then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Not at all... but the "seems like something to do on a Sunday afternoon" attitude, rather than a real
desire to have children (and all the responsibility that entails) worries me slightly.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

No harm in 'practising' on a sunday afternoon.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

It's not that at all.
If it were to happen, there'd be no big drama than if it'd happened a year or two ago. I'm ready for one now, I think.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

I'm going to try and exact online JUSTICE.
Someone on break.com has won $600 by STEALING a video someone on here made.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ONLINE JUSTICE?

I can help.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hi Internetlawyer man.
www.b3ta.com/links/314419

www.break.com/index/talented-coffee-cup-drummer.html
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Don't need your help.
We only need the Magenta Accord Of Justice here.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

hmm
1) Move in with your girlfriend
2) Reduce my debts considerably
3) Have fun
4) Make more art.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

We could keep you in the ottoman at the end of her bed.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I thought Jobe was Ottoman by night?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

dawww
I'm imagining an otter with a cape, and Jobe's face.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

1) Do Law conversion
2) Illustrate another book
3) Have solo show of new work
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

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( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

don't get it, sorry.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

1. stay in a job
2. save for a wedding
3.help my fiancee become fully qualified
4. Get nominated/win an award
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Remind you that a kitten will only sate her urges for a year or so.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Bastard.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

And the best part of all this?
You wont even get a choice in it.

It'll just be an 'accident'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Oh, I know... she'll just "forget" to take her pill...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I've just realised that I have nothing that I really want to do
That is quite sad.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Must....not....make....comment....target too....EASY....GAAAAAAH

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Oh, just do it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Play some computer games I guess.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

finish my book
/high hopes
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

spot finds his ball on the second to last page
lolspoiler

unless you're actually writing a book, in which case what's it about?
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

'the nice man doesn't get to touch your bottom just because he gave you candy loltheend'

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

1) go hang gliding. this gets put off every year because i spend all my money on coke and whores
2) start selling my own software. it'd be nice to say i'd done that, even if it's a pretty hard way to make a living
3) become indie rock legend
4) have a decent harvest this year
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

*worries about what you might be harvesting*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

pick n from:
apples, pears, grapes, elderberries, cherries, raspberries, pak choi, spinach, carrots, artichokes, rhubarb, romanesque, sweetcorn, sunflower seeds, aubergines, tomatoes, chillis, beans, potatoes
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

...small children, souls, coca, government bailouts, third-world countries

( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Finish my degree in style
exhibit more of my work
Get cuddles
Get fit

This time next year I'll be hunting for a grad job and hopefully moving to London.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'll cuddle you right up on Saturday, how about that?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'm not going. ):
all the more reason for a summery surfy weekend...?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

awwww
whyyyyy? :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Become some sort of radioactive supermutant.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59, archived)