My face hurts.
I might smash it in with a hammer.

What do you want to smash in with a hammer and why? (-100 for saying Blue Star's face)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

My chest.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

hamsters

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

I smashed up a washing machine with a claw hammer earlier.
Admittedly, I got a little carried away, but it was very satisfying.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

laundrette owner not paying their protection money?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I run this fucking town.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

I'd quite like to smash a row of forty eggs on a wall to a drum beat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

But what beat?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.

( magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

all day all day

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

Domino's Pizza

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

That's what would probably happen if you were left to your own devices.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I know I probably would.

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

You definitely would
you're filthy like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

When the chance arises...yes.

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I know all about your servicing.
Well, I don't really, but I'm always up for hearing gossip.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

that'd be cool

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

My face.
Let's all have a big face hammer party.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Hell yeah

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Bring your own face
we'll provide the hammers
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

My gaffer
I have my Rules exam on Friday. A whole day of intimidation and me showing a criminal lack of knowledge, and it's Ms Official's birthday so I'm going to be a right ray of sunshine.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

will there be questions like 'a man is running to the platform at 4mph, calculate how many steps away you need to press the button to close the doors just as he gets there'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I do that without thinking
I can tell how far they are away not by looking but how insistently they whimper "MATE! HANG ON" and how heavy their footfall is. I'm a pro.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

My stupid mind.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

oho this actually

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Britain's Got Talent contestants
most of them are very shit
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Does that show only exist to make the other shows look better?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

The human saxophone bloke
needed to be smashed right in his stupid fucking face. That was TERRIBLE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Norhing in particular.
I am just generally glooooooomy.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Fuck it, it's done now.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Orang utans.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical
.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

YES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I used to busk that
True story
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:19, archived)