Answer me this:
Is Cambridge a nice place to go to for a couple of nights?

I will be forever in your debt. Thanks.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

YES!!
(I have never been to Cambridge)
( MrA, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Why did you say yes then?
:(
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Just forum banter
no offense.
( MrA, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

I see.
Forum banter. I'll remember this.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Very pretty.
But very expensive and very full of tourists.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Well. It's alright. I guess.
I mean, there's a couple of things to do. It's not mega exciting by any means but it's a nice enough place.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I've not really had a night out in Cambridge so I wouldn't know.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Just thinking of going away for a couple of days, somewhere not too far from London, and there are
"secret 4 star hotels" there on lastminute.com and i was curious. Thank you.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

what's so secret about them?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

They don't tell you the
actual hotel until you book. Seems strange, but there are some good deals.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

how queer

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Go here
www.crazybeargroup.co.uk/oxford/index.html
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Nice, ta.
I like the idea of a bath at the end of my bed too.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Fantastic place, good food, very intimate
perfect for a dirty weekend.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ticks all
our my boxes.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Oh and they have 50% off offers...

( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Ask CHB to the directions to the strip club.
The girls there do cartwheels with candles lit in their mooies.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

i'm not happy with girlparts being named after moohalaa

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Horizontal Chimp?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

yeah, i've seen you use that before
it's an odd'n
YOU'RE an odd'n
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Mooie
What a lovely word, tho I had always heard it used as a slang term for "mouth" before and I feel sure these cartwheeling strippers are more likely to have candles up their cuntholes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

i'm not being drawn into this, it might all get a bit lively and heated

( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

*draws you in*

( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Yes
I really enjoyed it there.
( jenpots, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Yes, but bring plenty of asbestos.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I don't fucking well know.
/hostile
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Have you had a rather large bite of my
bad mood burger? *grumps*
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

I managed to fit the whole thing in my massive fucking trap, Jobe.
not really. Just fancied being a bit nasty and horrid, ONLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Well then, I shall have an appropriate ONLINE reaction.
*flounces*
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Oh Jobe.
Come back. I think you're lovely. I wasn't really in a bad mood.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Well I am. In-your-happy-face.
:(
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

*resurrects* I am the Ghost of CUTE! AWW KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! *strokes head like a bunny* KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT :3
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

she prefers pats to strokes, just FYI

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

FUCK OFF

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

BLOOOOSTAARRRRR!
*patpatpatpat*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

SHUSH IT UP

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Yeah, sure, why not.
Oh, I found a lovely photo of an otter yesterdy, and meant to keep it for you, but I ran crap cleaner and it's gone:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

It couldn't have been as nice as you say then.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

It was LOVELY.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

did crap cleaner also delete itself?
it sounds like it ought to have done.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

I forgot to untick temp internet files:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Oh that's a shame.

( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

I can only tell you it's nice to go for the day.
Especially if you have an enormous border collie to take on a punt.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Thanks.
I don't have an enormous border collie. I don't have any type of dog for that matter.
( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

you could borrow ours
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/img/al-rubble-cam-00.jpg
( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I've been to Oxford and it was very nice
I hear they're much the same.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

yeah,
all these University sorts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

old
university
bicycles
expensive
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Oxford would be lovely
if it weren't for people from Oxford, who seem to be invariably cunts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

I've been to both
and I can say without any bias that Oxford is far superior.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Cambridge is a lovely place, nay, smashing even

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

It would take a man with a heart of stone to look at Cambridge and not think "Why the hell didn't they build it three inches to the left?"
/That poofter out of python what got cancer for laughing at God.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

No
It's a shithole
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

it's a nice place to mill around for a day
if i was going to make a weekend of it i think i'd go through the local what's on guides and find something specific to do
( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

oh, there's this next weekend
www.strawberry-fair.org.uk/
( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Milling arund is top of the to do list for going away for a couple of days.

( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I went there fucking ages ago
and went into some buldings and some shops.

It's OK, but there are a lot of posh cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:31, archived)