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What's your favourite flavour of jew ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
I fear the fat response.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
Lard and ale jew ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
TJ:
Has Friz been banned?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

an o
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
I'd doubt it.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
His name = his user number.
www.b3ta.com/links/320162

I think that's what happens when you get banned.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
He is a chubby fucker isn't he.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
He looks like a whippet compared to most /talkers

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm a sexual pipe-cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
I'm more of a bulky toilet brush

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
I thought that was me.
b3ta.com/talk/5660088
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
I'm of fairly athletic build

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
I'm incredibly fit and made of sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Come on Agent Hysteria
any other online detection that you want to share?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Maybe he can look in to my dole.
Don't argue with the facts, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
My contact in the dole office tells me that you've been claiming.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
UNDENIBALE INTERNET TRUTH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
You have a REPEAT payment.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
You know something about this, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
He was only posting on /links earlier this week, so I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Leave it alone.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I hear it drops off if you play with it too much

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
He's probably busy selling his 'cracker tracker' mortgages

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Orange Jews

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
I know
*hangs head in shame*
you going Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Of course I bloody am!
You're coming now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
sadly not, will be required elsewhere from tomorrow
for most of the weekend probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
:-(
I am doing proper sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
aye, it's a p*sser, was looking forward to it
have a non-alcoholic beverage for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I most certainly shall
being as I shall most likely be the ONLY SOBER PERSON THERE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
isn't God Save The Queen going?
he's also a teetotaller.
Have a good one though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
I yam
Haven't been drunk in over 4 years :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
it's just a shade over 2 years for me now, also same with caffiene
I miss a 'decent' cup of tea/coffee more than I do alcohol.
Any particular reason you gave up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
I drank a full bottle of absinthe one evening, it kind of put me off alcohol for a few months.
Then I hada car accident and I wasn't allowed to drink with the pills I was on for about a year. I haven't really had any since, maybe 4 pints in total over the last 3 years.

I sometimes have caffeine, normally when I visit friends as the only drinks they have to offer are diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
He'll be off his head on tannins....

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
he's my favourite Jew too.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
no wait
there are lots of orthodox jews near here. They all seem to be fiercely ginger. They're my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Mountain

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
Star Bar of David

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Kersal

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
She ate a lot of pickled shellfish
I doubt you'd want to taste her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
hold on who deleted the fanny eating comment?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
I noticed that :D
She had a fishy fanny or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Sexface is up to his tricks

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
*tastes*
*has restraining order slapped on him*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Your hair tasted of vanilla

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Strangely, I am using vanilla conditioner, you strange psychic person.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
The obvious answer is that I don't really exist

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
this seems like it could be anti semetic, not really my thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Just forum banter really
I wouldnt want to exterminate anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
A delicious can of Mountain HeBrew

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Messianic

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Hedgehog

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
acidic

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:57, archived)