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I wish to hear from the mosquito representative.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
*Solemnly approaches the lectern*
*shuffles speech notes*
*clears throat*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
*slaps thigh*
hahahaha

Sorry folks, I'm kidding with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
I represent mosquitos from the internet, and on behalf of our members, I
put it to the complainant that he is a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Excellent point.
Well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
don't forget
"fat". Seems to be important
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Can't say that word, it makes Mykey stir from his slumber.
Still, he'll see this when he searches for his username at work tomorrow morning. I bet he'll be FUMING inside when he reads this.
He can't acknowledge it, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
The perils of being an internet gossip.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
He's ABOVE THIS, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Of course. My word, even Jack Action has
got his number, and, no offence, you sound like a gay army toy.
Love you really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
To be fair, someone his size is above pretty much everything.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
I bought one of your kissbert shirts :(

Actually, I have an audition for some gameshow next Tuesday, and I WAS going to wear this shirt. You may have just spoiled your chances.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
You could send it to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Spoilsport!
There are now only 2 people somewhere in the world with Cuffbert style T shirt on who I don't know about. I think one is a punk who asked me where I got my shirt from.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
It's a nice shirt.
I wore it when I went to That London the other week, in the vain hope that someone might recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
civilised people shun cuffbert
in fact, you were lucky you weren't ejected from the city.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
I did see several people with torches gathering around the train as I left...

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
all londoners carry torches
because of the fog
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
No one will ever recognise them.
That's half the beauty. Especially when people ask where you got it from, which has happened with 2 of the 3 I have. I don't have the Kissbert one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
He'll be too busy murdering children.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
'I ATE A BABY' etc.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Because MYKEYBOY IS A FAT BASTARD, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
How fat
is Mykeyboy?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
As fat as me.
Which is fairly fucking huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
He's the reason they declassified Pluto.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Twice as wide as Friz's face.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I heard Friz managed 4 snooker balls yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Christ, his colon must be so slack.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
They just flew out the other end.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
He has his own postcode.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Imagine all the people.
That's Mykey.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Among all the fucking pigs on here, about average.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
I'm just eating lots becuase i'm worried about my exams!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
It's water retention!
water cake
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
smaller fat b3tans orbit him

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
What percentage
of b3tans are actually fat? Like clinically obese? Could b3ta be the obesity capital of the UK? Like Rotherham. Or the queue at KFC?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
100%.
That's what b3tans are; fat, hopeless losers who are so worthless that they should be pathetically grateful every time life grants them any kind of opportunity to improve their lot. Except me of course, I'm brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
we should do a weigh-in instead a roll call

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
I think you should conduct an improptu poll.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
You didn't say that he's more evil than Satan^(9-11).
Therefore, I conclude that you are a sympathiser, and probably one of his subsidiary accounts as well.

GO VITRIOL-BOT, GO. BRING ME THE CORPSE OF THIS HERETIC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
It amuses me the way he bangs on about it being 'funny because he's fat'
when it's actually just funny because he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
I like the way he gets in the jokes about being fat first.
Like Eminem in the finale of 8 mile.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
I AM DOLE I AM A FUCKING BUM
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MUM
I DO REPEAT MYSELF ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT MY HEAD CAUSE OF THE SHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I can't call you blue name anymore.
*shakes fist at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
k blue name.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
I wrote mike woz ere is a cunt plus other insults in my profile.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lololol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
*spuffs in your drink*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Haha, sweet Christ this is good.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2OI7sogwqY
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
there's norway ... and you can have it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xHydbw8mQ
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
*declares martial law*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
+one of the greatest cop shows ever made*

*about a Chinese guy in LA
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
I always meant to watch that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
They've withdrawn their ambassador following the unforgiveable insult from MightyX5.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)