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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A ROCK N ROLL SONG MADE YOU EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT AND WHAT TUNE WAS IT.
I LIKE BLUES FOR DANCERS BY EARL HOOKER.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
FUCKING HELL

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THE INTERNET IS FULL OF ATTENTION SEEKING PRICKS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
pot+kettle = black

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NO WAY IDIDN T RELISE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
jam + spoon = messy :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
The french will be arrogantly laughing at you for making a mess

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
= tasty, more like

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

LEG+CAT≠BALDMONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
The fact that that went all wrong just proves that CAT+LEGS=BALDMONKEY.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

KER+WAN≠BRAYNDEDD
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
does not equal?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
what happens if you <s> a =?
=
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
oh thats just lame.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Argh, it's all wonky.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
I can, because I don't have CAT LEGS.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
Are they CATLEGS brand CAT LEGS?

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jar + spoon = spoon + jar

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
lol pricks

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
trollhammeren
by flintroll
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
Last night. Saturday Superhouse by Biffy Clyro
Rally style around a roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
are you driving right now?
this seems dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
I'd actually quite welcome a food post now.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
I TRIED CHICKEN LIVERS for the first time ever last night.
I LIKED THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
especially cos they only cost me 55p and there were enough for 4 portions.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
how did you have them?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
fried with an onion and some bacon and some cherry tomatoes,
with a spinach-based salad (with celery and cucumber and herbs and that sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
that sounds quite lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
it was pretty damn tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
and thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
she put them in her mouth and moved her mouth until they were all squishy then she swallowed them until they were gone then she rubbed her tummy and said om nom nom.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
with a nice drop of chianti
thpthpthpthp
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
ACTUALLY it was sauvignon blanc

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Pikey!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
COCK YOU it was cheap and i am easily pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
don't bring that up again!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I DON'T INTEND TO and i don't even feel sick at all so nah.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Did they make her sick?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I have no music in my car, because my car is shit and the radio is in pieces on the back seat.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
my speed has no limit
and all rock and roll songs are rubbish, rock and roll is chewing gum for the ears
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
MMMMM CHEWING GUM FOR THE EARS MMMMMM

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
you'd like that wouldn't you, you sick fucker, dirty man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
MY CHILD WOULD

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
You've got 12 Big Mouth Billy Bass lining your hallway up to your bedroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
vooooodooooo people
i lean into the bends as well and pretend im racing :(
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Years ago
I haven't driven since 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I don't think my bike could exceed the speed limit
it's a 125 and a bit on the heavy side.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
What bike is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
suzuki marauder
I love it to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
I had a de-restricted NSR 125
I managed to get 87 out of it.
*Down hill laying on the tank*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
I think the keyword here is
"derestricted" :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
Music does not make me exceed the speed limit
No matter how good the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
Namaste by Devin Townsend.
Distracted me so much when I looked at the speedo I was doing 71mph on a dual carriageway.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Sometimes I imagine some Ray Charles and it makes me run really fast.

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RACIST

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