Fuck that bitch, iPhone !!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Christ, I heard him laughing from the other room.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Why, are you naked again?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

he's been dancing in the rain

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6209882
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

What's that Gonz?
Someone's fallen down the well?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

*profit*

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

bark bark bark

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Skippy isn't a dog.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Lassie you mongoloid

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Yes,
No one every said "What's that Lassie, someone's stuck down the well?"

They said "What's that Skip, someone's stuck down the well?"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yes they did.
I think.
maybe not verbatim
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Yes, they fucking did, you big fucking cuntoid
And it was Timmy to whom the dog barked the information
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Either way,
I was talking about Skippy. You should have know that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You're shitter than...oh
/old skool
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

you went to school in the 70s
/old school
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Primary
Oh yeah
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

what makes people desire stuff?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Greed

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

ok I'll follow this up a level.
what makes people greedy?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Human nature.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

what makes people human natured?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

pasticosts

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

where can I get one?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

It truly is tragic.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

£2.09 from the all night garage

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

*awards you the prize*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

desire

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

they desire desire?
META
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

No, they desire stuff.
You wrote it.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

yes, but what makes them desire it?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

interest, and the belief that they will enjoy it when they get it

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

and the folorn wasted hope
that once they get it, they will desire no more.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

FREED FROM DESIRE!
MIND AND SENSES PURIFIED. NA NA NA NA NA NA!

Evenin' all!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Nirvana is something of a disappointment.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Nirvana's not all it's cracked up to be.
It's just a bit fluffier.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

with the lights out it's less dangerous

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I remember writing alternate lyrics for this about someone.
'With the lights of, more handsome,
got a girlfriend, held at ransom.'
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Australia lost today,
this makes me happy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

compulsion

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Tight fannys and lose morels.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?q=morel&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

sadness

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

hmm, odd.
it's not working for me.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

What do you want to desire?
But in this case, you're infact desiring desire itself....
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I don't know,
it just seems to be something missing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Something may feel missing, but if you don't know what it is,
it's more likely that something that's already there is wrong.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I mean,
desire, it's something everybody else seems to have, and I don't. The problem, as far as I can identify it, is that there's very little in my life at all, other than a basic level of comfort. It seems like desire is what makes other people get more stuff into their lives. Or maybe it isn't. Maybe that's just a red herring.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Then you have no desire then,
you have everything you want?
You seem to be very lucky if that is what you mean.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I feel like I may as well fade into space and time.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh come on now, i'm being helpful for once.
Don't be a cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

I appreciate it, I really do.
But I'm afraid to say, that telling me I ought to be happy isn't making me so.
I have nothing to live for, no passion, no drive. All my life I've only followed the path of least resistance, and now, I'm just stagnating in a puddle, like so much leaked hydraulic fluid.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

I'm not telling you to be happy.
I'm saying that's what I want, everyone's different and yeah most people do want 'happiness' but not the way I do(it's hard to explain)
I'm not telling you to do anything, this is something only you can work out for yourself, you just need to find something worth living(or even dying) for.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Yeah, that's the gist of it.
There's a strong psychological link between happiness and goal fulfilment, such that to want happiness for its own sake is almost a tautology. What does it stand on? It's like saying you want what you want. It's like ordinarily, there's some kind of pre-programmed want or goal in there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

My happiness is to continue what i'm doing already.
Doing fuck all with my mates :)
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

until you have control over your own emotions you will look for fixes, be it things, doing stuff, or people
happiness can not be found with desire, only in owning your own happy
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

so all these other people are really no happier than I am?
it makes sense, but... I'm afraid I will disappear. What am I?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

this is like the hardest question on going for gold
evah
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

time passes to you and you take control of the game in the three zone

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

You are what you make yourself to be.
No one but you will fully understand yourself, and probably not even that.
I feel the most important thing in life is being happy and you should do your best to achieve what makes you that*
*exceptions apply
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I don't know what to make myself be.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Maybe do some soul searching then?
Or maybe it's just that, you are what you want to be.
For me, all I want is to be happy, that's pretty vague and I don't know how exactly i'm going to achieve it all the time and i'm sure I won't.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

But I'm not happy, so I can't be.
As goes the words of the song, "if you don't have a dream, then how you gonna have a dream come true?"
I feel like I ought to be more than I am, I guess. But I don't know what or how.
Accepting things as they are only feels like giving up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

G1is where it's at.
sticks tongue out at you
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I think it's a way of saying the iphone is way better than my flatmate.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Does that Gilgamesh script block posts with more than one exclaimation mark?
Just a thought, like.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

no! it doesn't!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

WHO EVER IT WAS WHO RECOMMENDED VALARIAN TEA TO ME - THANK YOU
Buy you never told me it smells vile :( The taste is fine though, a mini bit like green tea.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

It was me, and you're welcome!

/edit - and after spazzing back, possibly also Blue Star
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

good lord i'm knackard, actually yawning too.
i won't be all tiredy in the am will I?
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

You shouldn't be. It's kicking in now.
Go to bed! :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

no problem

( scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)