What on earth is wrong with people ?
Why the fuck would you get the horn over a cuddly toy ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Because it feels so soft and nice...

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

That
is not what I look for in my sex accessories, generally..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

quack

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

I beg your pardon?
You pervert ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

I didn't choose it :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

He hasn't left the
bathroom actually.

My latest purchase amused theflatmate no end however, and he even had a quick go before I put my foot down :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

O_o

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Over
his T-shirt like.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

I dread to think
I though theflatmate was squeamish about all such things, particularly in relation to you?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

He is, bless him
The first time he was exposed to bondage tape (or drunkenly tied to a banister by me and drunken Belfast lassies) he almost had a fit.

He's calmed down a bit :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

I think this comment
needs expanding.

*gets notebook and opens links page*
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

I was out Christmas shopping with the ratbag
and I asked her to help me find something for dekazer. she picked up a duck-shaped vibrator and said "Lucy needs this!" who was I to argue...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

And we've
got that one preserved, and ready for the blackmail.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

You prefer the cool touch of surgical steel
It's horses for courses really.
Or different strokes for different folks.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

So does a ladys minge
Sick bastards.

A cull is what we need.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

But if we did that, Somethingawful would run out of 63% of fodder.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

62.975%
Try and be precise.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Quite. It'd just be Christian fundamentlaists and Tool/Radiohead fans left.
There's a fur shop near where I live called FURREX. I always imagine it as a product: "FURREX kills all known furries DEAD. 'I wouldn't use anything else' - Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka'"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

is teddy ruxpin
the thinking furry's crumpet?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

That reminds me of a playgroundlaw entry.
Can't be arsed to dig up the url.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

how to end a subthread
by bobb todd.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Emergency subthread resuscitation kit
Contents:

1x strikethrough gag
5x assorted *bums*
2x *belms*
15x tangential blether
9x assorted memes
1x links to BBC news (to be used only by authorised B3tans)
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

i have a pulse
*kills thread with spade*


FIN
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)