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They're about the play "Guess the Transexual" on Stern.. Exciting times.
Who do you all think is secretly a bloke, asides Moohalaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Stern?
Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Howard Stern.
He's the greatest entertainer of our generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Isn't he in his 40's?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
50's.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Not quite of my generation.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
Quite correct.
I should have said of all generations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
He's probably nearer 45's

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
^this would have been a funny radio dj pun if only technology hadn't moved on :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
it's okay broadyswordy, i got it! i did a quiet snigger hoping someone else did too

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha ***OLD***.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Not too old to give you a piece of my erm... what was I saying?
Ooh, kettle's boiled!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Hoorah!
Tune in next week when I make a betamax related gag
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
*checks Look In to confirm timeslot*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Bea Arthur

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
but now we will never know

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
I bet she had a massive cock

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Samuel L Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
I think they are.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Lily Savage.
I've had my suspicions for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Me.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
So that's what was whacking me in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
it's the terrible misogyny that gives you away

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Lady Gaga.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
I'm not even sure she's human.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
but she is dancer

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
He only chose to use the word dancer
because it rhymes with answer
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
it's a hunter s thompson quote

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
Whatever she is, I so would

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Trinny and Susannah.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

gaz now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
i dunno, someone funny.
it's difficult to keep up the wit after all the chemo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
Hahahahaha!
Classic SSG
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
By which i mean shit

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
you'll miss me when i'm gone
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
It's not hard to miss a stationary target.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
So then,
how are you looking forward to judgement day?

I'm sure you'll be fine. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
if that was real then i might spend some time thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
now don't all hate me for saying this, I'm as sorry as anybody else here
but all I can think is that at least when it's over - it'll be over. It won't hurt anymore and you won't be feeling like crap from chemo and morpheine. You'll just be able to rest.

/waits for inevitable hatred to spew forth
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Prince Diana
He was planning to go public, hence the MI5 assassination
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
i'm sure i could see her cock in
that photo with the transparent skirt


edit: www.johnminihan.com/resources/images/others/large/Lady%20Diana%20Spencer,%20New%20England%20Kindergartem,%20London,%201980.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
No wonder he wanted the sex change, that aint much to wave about in the showers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
it's been photshopped outas part of the cover up

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Hands like dinner plates though.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
& trademark chin pointed down pose
to conceal the adams apple
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Wow.
Looks like the sun really did shine out of her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Claire Balding
EDIT - I realise now that a reply to a JMG thread containing the word BALDING is likely to incite wheezing and sharp nasal exhalations amongst the salad shunners.
This one isn't your fault JMG *firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
It upsets SSG, what with the chemo and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
we are all upset at this latest development
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
i am strong enough to cope with the bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
I like "The Salad Shunners".

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)