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I don't want a geeky boyfriend thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Aww.
They're great. I love mine lots. I love when he's talking about something he's really passionate about. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I think my girlfriend would leave me if I attended a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
then don't tell her
lying in a relationship is very important. also, you should go to the hood butter one and bring your beak
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I could so easily tell I was just visiting friends.
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Fair enough.
So if we come to Brighton, we'll not be seeing you then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
That's different
I'd be on my todd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Mine just took the piss.
Rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Really?!
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
because she'd think I'm a massive loser,
I can't have her finding out the truth now can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Vomit on her, then tell her.
Or hit her first. Anything that makes it look good by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I've been treating her with love and respect,
that was my first mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
The fuck did you do that for?
She'll only go and get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
World's worst boyfriend right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
You utter cunt.
Next you'll say you buy her little treats and feed her. You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Kind of the other way round as she's the one with the money,
I just have to buy her cheaper yet more thoughtful things.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
You're going to have to accidentally on purpose
elbow her in the eye just to balance things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Sometimes I push her out of bed when she's asleep and pretend that she must have rolled out on her own.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
I'm so proud I could wet myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
I'm not really that geeky, but Mrs Rocket sometimes just looks at me with a mixture of derision and love.
The bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I meant more that I don't want a different boyfriend to the one I've got that's not particularly geeky.
Not that I am totally opposed to geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Geeky boyfriends are awesome
Normally have something to talk about, and SOME aren't virgins when you meet them!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
They are the two most important things I look for in a man!

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
They aren't real geeks if they aren't virgins

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
They're much better than chavvy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I don't want one of those either.
I'll settle for the one I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Oh, alright then.
Seeing as it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I thought you said you didn't want a geeky one
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
It's the comedy glasses innit?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)