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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

me and you are going to a bash!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Oh you confirmed that did you?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I just did.. there... that very second

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

OH EM GEE
Are you going to CHB's bash?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

ooh, be careful, you'll get fat and spotty!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Brazil 3 - 1 Egypt

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

This

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

3 - 2

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

3-3
WHAT THE FUCK
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

3-4
ZOMG
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

No.
Idiot.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

LIES

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

England cricket, England football.
A good night of Sport.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Under 21s doesn't count

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

It's still good enough.
Come on!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'll be watching Italy - USA

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

See that goal?
Nice.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

What do you think of the chances for England Tennis over the next few weeks?

( SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

POOR!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

But Scotland won the Queens Championship
Surely that accounts for something.
( SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

3-2

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

3-3! wtf

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

universal what the fuck there

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

What the fuck to the max

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

3-3

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

You are going to employ Michael Owen personally to act as JMG embassador to b4shs

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I didn't get the brochure.
Nor did Sunderland.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

JMG's shiny head is actually a thin layer of old bacon he's draped over his hair
He actually has a full head of hair, but thinks the bald look improves his virility with the ladies.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Is Gordon Ramsay JMG's love child?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

DENYING NOTHING.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Discussing with myself whether to buy a new amplifier.
so yeah img7.imageshack.us/img7/7948/firmhandshake.jpg
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Nice!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Buy it
You can never have too many amps. I know these things.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

My Marshall amp is buggered. And sounds a bit pants.
I want a Vox valve amp.

Yep, I'm buying one.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Do it!
I had a JCM2000 TSL122. Twas sexy.

Edit: valve FTW.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Classic amp, that.
I'm just after a relatively cheap Vox, they sound brill and I've always wanted one.

Anything you would recommend? I'd love a JCM2000 but I can't afford that.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Vox are great
I really liked a couple of the smaller Orange valve amps I playedabout with in my local music shop a couple of months ago too. I cant remember the model numbers off the top of my head.

The JCM2000 was amazing but huge, and too loud to play at home. I also needed money for rent. I sold it for a fucking song too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I don't like Voxs.

Get a nice Marshall 100w JCM2000 Triple Super Lead, we've got two and my lead guitarist just bought a nice Marshall EL34 100/100 Power Amp, Voodoo system, and effects replicator, meaning any sound from any amp ever can be made, sounds sick :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Again I'd love one, but they're not cheap
I'm on a budget of £300-400 at the most
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Stretch to this?
snurl.com/k5vbc
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh I wish I could :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

mine's going for £300

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Good price, get it advertised.
Too big for me, I have to cart it round to and fro.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

JCM2000 was an amazing amp.
Too loud for practicing mind
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

We cart them down the studio every week with out 2x 4x12 1960a cabs >:D
Man, I go so deaf but need the gear for festivals and outdoors gigs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Nice!
I used my Marshall for gigging, I also got given a 70's 4x12 Marshall cab too. I just didn't have space for it all when I stopped gigging.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Ooooooo nice!
Would love an old Marshall 4x12 with Greenbacks in it but they are impossible to track down, no one wants to get rid of them and rightly so :S
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Fucking hate Marshall.
Get summat Orange.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Oh Wow :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Marshall bore the tits off me.
They're cats eyes.

I know, I know. I know nothing, I'm a woman, get the fuck off the stage, what's she doing there yadda yadda yadda.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Personnal opinon and all that ;)
I think they are so versatile compared to any other, that's why I like them :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

They're middle of the road for me.
The only Marshalls I've ever owned have been free.

Alright, penis owners, I'm wrong. Whatever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Not wrong, just opinons as what you said babe :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

:D
I think I'm just drawn to other companies- I play a spector bass through a Hartke amp.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I think so too
My Marshall coped really well with everything from soft creamy blues sounds to balls out rawk overdrive.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I had a Marshall MG30DFX.
:(

It broke so I got it fixed, and it immediately broke again
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Orange are the shittest of the shit.
and I know what shit is.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Opinions on the internet, eh?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Orange are fucking great amps, but the gain gets too muffled for our style.
great for the britrock sound though.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

:P that's not exactly my favourite sound for an amp to make.
I understand they're great at some things, but for me. shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

So for YOU, they're shit.
However I'm bored of the thrashy treble-up-your-arse sound. I prefer to mix things up a bit, certainly with the style we play we have scope to do some.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

yeah.
You don't have to add that to opinions, as it's quite obvious it was one.

and to your edit:

I don't like that sound so much any more. If I could afford a Mesa Boogie dual rec I'd get one, but as such the marshall I've got is pretty much the most versatile one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

there's a difference between shit in general
and shit for some things. Fuck sake, never mind.

I'd not buy Mesa, they're far too expensive for what they are, IMO. Poseramps, we used to call them when the mister's ex guitarist had one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I'd also like a peavey 5150

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

The Mr plays through one.
The old one with the signature on it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I like him.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

So do I.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Guitar amplifier?
Buy mine.

ITS AWESOME BUT I DON'T WANT IT.

It's too big
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

What sort is it?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Marshall AVT150h with AVT412A cab

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Nice!
I'm still kicking myself for selling my Marshall.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

you can buy mine if you want :D

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Love to but i'm uber skint!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

You can buy it on credit at only 3000% APR

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

/oceanfinance

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I'm moving to my parents for a month while I wait for my results (so I can accept offers I've got etc)
so need to downsize everything :(

I want to replace the half stack with a Line6 Spider or somesuch
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

A guitar amp, yes.
If it's too big for you, then it's probably too big for me, I'm short on space to be honest.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I only have one room to live in at the moment,
it's not big big.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

My eye is itchy.
More news at 6.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Get some eye drops

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

it's hayfever
I'll just gouge the offending eye out.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I get hayfever
And have some antihistamine eye drops when my eyes feel like they need to be ripped out
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I can't wait two hours!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN
I can feel a sneeze coming on.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

did somebody probe your broab?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I WISH.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I'm thinking of going for a pint.
*reinforces stereotype*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Don't be silly, the irish don't think.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'm eating an apple

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

HOORAY!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

EVE
It's your fault we're not in Eden anymore.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

What did he put a forbidden tree in there for anyway?
Shits and giggles?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I've just made the dough for a naan bread.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)