So what's currently my fault?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

My erection

( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

The economic downturn.
People aren't stimulating the economy with comfort eating purchases any more.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

This would be GOOD news.
GOOD.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Apparently the opposite is happening.
People are comforting themselves with food during the recession.

Thornton's profits went up 10% last year.

Thrilling stuff.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Corporate spending on booze is down
but personal spending on booze is up. It looks like people are taking responsibility for drowning their own sorrows.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

My hair is still wet.
I blame you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

France.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh JMG you´re so hot, you make me want to fiddle with mr willas

( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

pffft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The plight of Newcastle United.
I feel that with the backing of JMG Enterprises they'd have never got into this mess.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Firm action is required.
That means laws laid down, and punches thrown.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

North Korea's nuclear program.
And "Agadoo."
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I've never been able to shake that monkey off my back.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

shake that monkey off my back.

Push pineapple, shake the tree
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Doctor Who

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

There's a survey out recently that really does prove Dr. Who fans are generally uglier than usual TV viewers.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

i thought most doctor who fans were kids?
JMG IN "ALL CHILDREN UGLY" SHOCKER
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'm an equal rights bullier.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

world peace

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

the fact
that the mackem mover beat the geordie dancer
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm glad you found the time to pull two of your fingers out of your lady's vagina
and post that.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

only one finger
the others in my bum hole
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Careful you don´t tear your rectum
I know you can get carried away, what with your big beer muscles & all
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

what?
I thought they only lived in salt water
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

the other six are still up there
(I'm assuming he doesn't have thumbs)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

the heat death of the universe

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

the cricket

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The oppression of the fat folk.
Hurray for JMG!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

You shut them up good and proper.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

JMG WIN

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

My entire life.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Are you feeling emo?

( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

No, my life is awesome.
I'm thanking JMG.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

That's nice
I was hoping that one of you fuckers was going to kill themselves. Guess I'll have to keep waiting- or try to convince Karl_Hysteria.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I've not got an underscore.
Also, I'm not emo.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'll keep trying.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Is it the san andreas fault?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Typical Americans.
Just blame it all on the Mexicans.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

People who use lol several times in a sentence so that you know they're joking
lol definitely JMG's fault lol
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'M PERFECTLY CALM :) :) :) :)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post454276#qotw-post-454289
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I'm related to this bloke and I endorse his views 100%
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7828121.stm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)