SickRik, the thread below was a very good one that got everyone talking.
Why the fuck did you feel the need to attention seek?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

TJ: I'm looking for as many different greetings from particular groups, one word if possible. Famous people/characters are allowed. For example...
Geordie - Alreet
Pirate - Ahoy
Cowboy - Howdy
Homer Simpson - Yello

Anyone?
EDIT: No b3tan ones please.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I already typed it down there, I'm not doing it again.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Down where?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Where you first posted.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

S'cone.
Care to repeat it? I'd hate to have missed any good ones.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Nah, they were all shit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Fair do's.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

Syncubus - Yeehaw Squirrel Nigger

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

BARK! - Police Dog
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Police Dog?
blog.sociallife.org/doggy.html
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

YAY! :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Mr burns - Ahoy'hoy

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Scouse - Arr eh
Manc scally - yarrightourkid?
Cockney - Wotcher
Toff- what ho!
b3tan - ME ME ME NOTICE ME ME HERE ME YES ME NOTICE ME
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

What ho!
Excellent.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I have never said Watcher
maybe 'Awwight' with a silent 't'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I say wotcher
and I'm not a cockney.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm looking for stereotypes.
So get back on your fruit and veg stall.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Sorry guv

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Micheal Barrymore.

( turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

awidathback?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

comeanddrowninmypool

( turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Get the fuck out of my swimming pool you nonce, it ain't gunna 'appen!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I say "awwight" but with less w's.
Aurigh'. Maybe.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Faaaackin Saaaaf dats why!
SCH SCH SCHLAAAAaaaaAAAAG AH!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

sccchhhhhllll
AAAAAAAAGGGGGG AAAAHHH
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

it's not so popular in manc these days

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

What about 'ellor'
?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Yarrigh' is a good manc one.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

yeah, it's lost the our kid bit

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Or for young lasses: "Hiyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

it's like some sort of karate scream (kiai)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Kinda, but with little emphasis on the H, and a long drawn out aaaaaaaaah sound on the end.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

it's ok Rockski I knows, I'm not far from that there Manchester

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

It was more for the benefit of other users who don't have the pleasure of such lovely screeechy sounds in their listening holes.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

'Howye' said as fast and mumbled as possible is the irish one

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

General Northern, but I always think Burnley/Blackburn: 'Ow do.
Derby: Ey up, duck.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I always consider 'ey up to be south yorkshire, but I know it's widely used, like 'ow do is in lancashire.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ey up is also Leicester.
Urrright - Birmingham. With a rolling R.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Kim Jong II - HARRO!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

The Sex JongIls
Oh we're so ronery
Oh so ronery
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

i never even saw Kim Jong I

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Aye up
Au'righ'?
Howzit
Word up
Yo'
Oi oi
Easy Geezer
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Norfolk: Orwight Boi

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

bud adverts - sup
kool aid thingy - OH YEAH
woman at the bus shelter - HELP, RAPE!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

manure supporter - loads ov munney

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Cockney: 'ello/oi oi/awite/wotcher
Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho
Hi-de-Hi: Hi-de-hi!
Yank: sup
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

I usually just start licking my lips clockwise

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

The word 'cunt' can be added onto the end of the cockney ones

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

valley welsh - alright butt
also youalrightorwha
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Alien: Greetings
Charles Dickens: Hullo
Budweiser: Waaaaaassssuuuppp
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I like 'greetings'.
Especially with 'earthling' added.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

ALOHA!
merry hawaiian folk
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

Pie.
Mykeyboy
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Whalers - THAR SHE BLOWS

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

HOLLER

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

you've kind of answered your own question there.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

I know,
but I just wanted the attention
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)