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Alright?
My back hurts. I'm proper falling to bits since I hit 30.

How're you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
bored.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Well it is Sunday.
That's what Sundays are for, being bored and moaning about stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
great, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You have offended me greatly
by not making any more Barry pics. I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
i have no way of making them, sad times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I like the way you, me and Gilgamesh dominate the popular page
it proves that, despite the mods intentions, this place thrives on surly bitterness and bile. Which is what you would expect from this quivering bloated pouch of greasy-pored wankstains
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Except we all like Mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Gilgamesh is really sensitive to that kind of criticism, you heartless scoundrel

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
you'd be surprised gonz, some people have been quite horrid to me in the past, great offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I think some of them might not see your more loveable side.
"Look of a surviver, husband, father, dissed by eminem, yeah', but takin' it by the rim, you see i'm classy, big will just got another twenty mill, walk right past he, I'm a nice guy, why you all harrasin' me?".

Take heed in those words.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
apart from TFS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Yeah, but nobody liked him

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Apart from Wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
That's what I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
everyone loves the surly cunts, they think they can change us man... no way, spastics

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
You don't need to change mongy, it's the world around you that does.
And when the world changes, you will too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
you sound so marginalised

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
My son caught his first carp on Thursday.
He's also caught some perch, some roach and some tench.

He has caught the fishing bug...could you point me in the way of a 'starter' rod and the tackle he will need?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
of course i can, how old is reese now?
i will gaz you a little list later, got to pop out now, good luck to him though, fishing is a good healthy pastime for boys and girls and helps the respect their enviroment
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
He's 10 :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
cool, then i will advise getting him a 13ft match rod to start with, i'll have alook around, don't buy from argos et al, it is not worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Careful now, it starts off as catching carp, but before you know it he'll have him
gassing jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
It's a risk, I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
If only the bait shops didn't keep stocking Hassidics next to the mealworms
it always ends in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
haha, you're old
i bet you go round supermarkets really slowly buying lots of cat litter
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Not that slowly
and not an awful lot of cat litter. Some though. I don't have a trolley, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Class A narcotics
will take your mind off the pain.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
LOLOMGDRUGS
no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Well
try some other source of endorphines.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
Think I'll have another tuppa tea
and raid my ma's medicine cabinet.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Do you take a lot of Class A narcotics?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
haha
LOLIGNORE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I'm FINE.
I'm drinking some Becks. You should come over and drink some Becks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
I'm at my ma and da's house
so I can't. I want to drink some Becks :(

*stomps size twos*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
You're the butterfly who stamped.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
Last night was fun. I thought Dunc was going to smash Ruth in the face a couple of times though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
I bet. Blimey, she needs sorting out, that woman.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butterfly_that_Stamped
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
Fine thanks
This morning I was exploring THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
WOWSERS ivv.
You know how to live :p
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I'm fine. Trying to get mud out of my lovely suit though.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
How did you muddy up your suit, man?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
I was at a wedding yesterday and the evening do was at a rugby club. I found a rugby ball and set up a game.
I was the only fucker playing not to have changed from suit to normal clothes. Live and learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
*facepalm*
You massive div
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
I'm gonna be honest with you Blue Star, I'm not having the best day of my life yet.
But the day is still young and the girl of my dreams could be right around the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Daw Gonz
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
*Hugs it RIGHT up, in the FACE*
I think a guy like me could do with a trip up to that place that isn't quite as far as Birmingham, and is outside the M25, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Are you wanting to come and visit again?
I think That Druid might be plotting and scheming something.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Yeah', it's like a little 24-48ish hour holiday, with all the excitement of [that big cinima complex] AND the biggest ikea i've ever seen.
I shall get my people to contact your people and maybe we can synagize our scheduals.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
*plots*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Hmmmm.
If it is after That July Weekend then we may also be interested in pootling over...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I think you'll need a hydraulic jig, six heavy duty chains, a peen hammer and some delicate coaxing with a sledgehammer.
It's the only cure
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
IT DIDN'T WORK LAST TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
cut'n'shut's the only answer then

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Maybe.
I think a new spine or smaller boobs are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
I reckon an underbra that ran supporting legs down your side to your hips would be good
a bit like a spidery corset. Then your shoulders wouldn't hurt.

Either that or really powerful magnets on your nipples, and the same polarity ones sewn into your knickers so that they repelled eachother
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I shall investigate these

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
I'm doing pretty good.
Tidied the flat, making a loaf of bread, been to the gym, requested a bunch of house viewings.
Now I might bum around for the rest of the day playing computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
Noice work.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
I've been watching my nephew try to play football.
He was on the field for ten minutes, then started crying. He still got a medal at the end of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Ha ha ha
awww. What age is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
It's his fifth birthday next week.
He was the youngest on the team and didn't have a proper kit, so he played in a Leed's Rhinos top and shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
Awwwww.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
For fuck sake.
When I was a kid, we earned our medals. In Normandy and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I fought hard to make sure he didn't get one.
I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam so they could reward pansies.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'm so bored I'm watching marching band videos on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gb3-P3ygU&feature=related

It can only go up from here.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
That's pretty great stuff right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Awful, really awful.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
'Sup? Why so awful?
How was WOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
You missed my smug post earlier.
I didn't realise till I got there but I had the front row centre seat.
It still can't quite believe it.

Just to repeat, Front row, centre seat.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I wish I could have been there
we could have been all uncomfortable and then started holding hands, wouldn't that have been perfect?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I was sat between a really fat man in a Rush T-Shirt and a mad woman who photographed the whole thing.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Still hungover.
I've just got out of bed. Badger is going to make me some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I didn't even drink last night.
I had too much on Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I didn't drink on Friday. This is probably why I've reacted to the tonic in this way.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Me too. I'm making up for it right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
I'm hungover and I haven't eaten anything yet
eating seems like too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I've had a biscuit.
I am going to have to force myself to eat a sandwich or I'm going to feel properly shit all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
You need a Barry Norman's pickled onion.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
*goes a funny shade of green*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
I'm never sick
but I really feel like I might be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
I had chilli for tea last night
the air in this room keeps reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Shit bluey,
proper shit.

Real info, online :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
Oh noes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Really dozy due to antibiotics and painkillers
Wanting my tooth removed. It still hurts with codeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Stop banging on about it like a big girl's blouse, just pull the thing out
with a pair of pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Can't you get your hands on some smack or methadone?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I'm hanging over quite dramatically.
But I have still managed to lay a floor this afternoon. That's what real men are made of. Headaches and power tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)