The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

AND MICHAEL JACKSON BECAUSE HE IS DEAD.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

You utter shit!
I was halfway through one of these! :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

*polishes his shinpads*

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I've just had a phone call RE this.
WTF.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

WHO'S BAD?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

This made me laugh hard.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

*dances in a car park*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

haha I must admit I am fairly gutted

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

For all my joshing, me too
No one can deny his early music was phenomenally good
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

It was amazing. Absolutely amazing,
which is why I'd like to see an album 'Michael Jackson - The Black Years'
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

there aren't any

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The Black Album

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'd buy that

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I was at a lock-in last night
And somewhere around 4:30 the DJ did some mixing betwee Bad, Gotta Be Starting Something and Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.

Everyone was lagging before that point and dancing like a loon when those tunes came on.

Good memory of him and his music
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'm listening to 'Wanna Be Startin' Something' right now.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

that's what they were chanting in the ambulance

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Hahah!

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Aye indeed this

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

it was absolutely awesome
I wonder how long it will be before some whacky redneck has proof that he was abducted by aliens
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Give it a few minutes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I bummed him to deth

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

It always bothered me that 'Thriller'
is a genre mostly full of spy stories and mysteries.
What Jackson actually meant was 'Horror'
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I think I agree with you on something for the first time ever.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I disagree.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Give it 3 days
he'll be back
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

He is made mostly of plastic, after all
They had to be careful not to zap him too hard, otherwise he would have melted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

That would be a bastard
just like when ironing and you get a transfer slightly melt to the bottom. Takes fucking ages to get it off the bottom.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

All they need to do is change his batteries
Or hook him up to the mains and wheel him out for the live shows, no one will know the difference!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

FF has just wondered what colour ghost Jacko'll be?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Arf

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

haha!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Mocha

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

lol

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Are black people's ghosts black!?!? course not!
Black people don't get ghosts because they go straight to hell silly.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

lol!
Is that from south park?
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

No, from the mind of DG.
It's the best comedy source on the net.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

hahaha :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

hah genius
just been discussing this with a friend who is a bit lolfreaked out by jacko dying. I instantly turned to b3ta for laughs and this is the biggest yet. Cheers you and FF!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

i read that as jacob dyer

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

ha ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

YOU KNOW I'M DEAD, I'M DEAD
YOU KNOW IT (really really dead)
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Ha ha ha
I love this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

HAHAHA brilliant!
You should do an Oddfish special with this.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Oddly enough I tweeted that too!
THE B3TA EVIL HIVE MIIIIIND
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Apparently
He isnt dead and is in a coma latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html
(vortex2k7 ^____^, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)