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Alternative Michael Jackson hits:
Billie defective gene
heartbeat it
beneath the earth song
bad (ticker)
smooth criminal negligence suit against LA hospital
the way you make me keel over
etc
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)
Of all people, I would have thought you'd have steered clear of caving in to this media fracas

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
Wormulus jumping on an unfunny bandwagon?
For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)
I bet Friz has been sleeping fitfully, for thinking about all the unfunny threads he'll be able to start today.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
Is it a bandwagon already?
It's just gone 8:00am
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
A scrool down this morning has shown that 'unfunny MJ jokes' has been running ALL night.
To be fair here, this is a cut above all the 'lolololol dead peedo' jokes that have been about.
I mean, even Piston's had a go at one.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)
They've not shut up about it on the radio all night.
"News of the decade", the radio guy was saying, fucking prick, I'ld put Sept 11 for that.

Even Peter Andray has released a statement, like anyone gives a fuck what that prick has to say.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
The best laugh for me during the night was hearing the elton john had played a song at a concert when he told the audience the news...
Dont let the sun go down on me...

I heard it as of course...

dont let your son go down on me..

thought it rather apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
unfunny!
how is it not funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
To be fair here, all the good, funny people and Wormulus are waking up now, so the jokes are approaching funny.
Just scroll down though.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
I so wanted to be on here last night
but I had to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
do you reckon his skull looks like a face
In some sort of cruel twist of fate

I heard the elephant man was going to buy his bones.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
Do you think his last words were:
OOOWWWW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

i would have though they'd be

"EEEE HEEEE, SHAMON" *poof*

he'd poof cause every knew he lived in a magical lamp
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
I think that before anyone sheds a tear over Michael Jackson
They should ask themselves this one question: "when was the last time I listened to a Michael Jackson song?"
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
Late 70-s - 80's Jackson = Untouchable quality pop-soul.
'Dangerous' and onwards - bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
Indeed. I'd never consider myself a fan but Michael Jackson was awesome when he was black.
Absolutely blinding pop.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
I just googled the 'Dangerous' album.
Two good tracks. Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)
apprently it was not a heart attack
he was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
My manwife sings them all the time to himself.
He's not going to be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
but on bright side
no longer needs to buy anymore jackson cds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
Also in other hilarious celebrity death pun news
One of Charlies angels is now an angel LOL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
I wonder what it would look like if you opened his coffin after 100 years.
With all that surgery and unatural stuff inside him, I bet it dosn't look the same as a regular skellington.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)
Haha
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
there is nothing fraudulant
about bending spoons. Any fool can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
I just heard the sad news...
ELVIS IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)
..
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of fifty tortured years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to your hospital room
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
I can't work out what colour armband to wear in tribute :(

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
pffft :)
morning fella

/I give it 6 months until Macauley writes a book on what really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
Oh I'm totally stealing this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
Stealin dis

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
Stealin dat

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
Billie Green

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
It don't matter if it's black or White

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
Arf
!
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
Heh :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
*high five*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
I thought that was the joke Foldsfive was making.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
Tickets are still on sale
www.theo2.co.uk/event/michael-jackson-20090304.html

I hope they puppeteer him like a Thunderbirds character.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
Everyday bar one is sold out
I forsee a lot of refunds or credit card claims.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
I forsee AEG (the O2 concert organisers and the ones probably loudly screaming "OH FUCK!" right now)
considering putting on a MJ look-a-like in the hopes people won't mind too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
That bloke who had all the surgery to look like him
Is gonna have to stay indoors for a while....
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
wouldn't be surprised if the corpse does 50 nights at the O2
If it hadn't been in the news, i doubt anyone would have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
Unless he goes to do the crotch grab and it flings off knocking out one of the security guards in the process

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
"Sorry, but this event no longer exists in our database."
that didn't take long.....
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
I'm thinking of wearing an armband to mark this solemn occasion
Not sure whether to wear a black one or a white one though.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
NOOOOB

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
go for a Harlequin

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
Just wrap a young child's severed sphincter round your finger like a Haribo ring in memory of him.
/lol kiddy fiddler jokes never tire
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
doing the fritzl.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)