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I think they should all be hung outside their homes with nonce written on their foreheads and have all their human rights taken away
www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/topic.php?uid=78685565848&topic=8459

Watch out, nonce, FACEBOOK IS AFTER YOU !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
death for foot lovers!
now that's nonce sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
did you you
that nonce are gentically closer to crabs then they are people?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
In other news, I still couldn't give a flying fuck about facebook links.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
oh well.
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Let's start a facebook group
to stop these sick bastards'cos facebook make a difrunce!! 'arf
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
You want this:
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38712221407
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Hell yeah!!
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
TonyUNDERSCORE belongs to the following facebook groups: B3ta, I joined a reactionary FB group to a news item I won't care about next week, The Mark Corrigan Appreciation Society
That's it. Nothing else is worth my time or matters to me.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
'nuff said

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I don't know if I like you or not.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
user number over 50000, usually safe to assume it's a complete cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Damn right.
*checks*
I mean, FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
YES! I'm slightly underneath the limit!

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I'm slightly over.
Does that mean I'm only a partial cunt?
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
you say the sweetest things
awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
k, just going to go and talk to someone slightly less dull now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
off you pop
missing you already!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
that's ok
I don't like me so all's well
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
You lost five points because that sounded emo and / or lyrics from a My Chemical Romance song.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
damn
didn't realise it was a point scoring exercise.. note to self
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
mmm yeah, I have to go to that thread over there now.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
does someone give you a biscuit every time you type an exclamation mark?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
When Hexy was in Manchester the other week, we were sat outside KroBar on Oxford Road talking about
b3tans for several minutes, mainly Moohalaa. You were mentioned.

Hexy: "So, whats Gilgamesh like in real life?"
UNDER: "EXACTLY as he is on b3ta, only balder"
Hexy: "That's a real shame."
 
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I heard you drugged him and raped him

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
haha.... yeahhhh, I drug and rape a lot of people.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
I was in the Air Force with Tony.
I was over UNDER and he was under Dunne.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Don't give me this White Zone bullshit, Tony, we all know what this is about.
You want an abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
did he drug you and rape you?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
How do feel about people who play Japanese anime rape video games?
And try to unlock a 'cum' feature?

I'd class that as fairly noncey and creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
yeah
and people who play shooting games, lock them up for murder too.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
What about Beyond Good and Evil?
Clearly paparazzi training game...

Oh Diana... /Daily Mail
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
on the plus side, those people will never get to breed
so I reckon it'll die out within one generation
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
how did it even get as far as this generation?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
Japanese sexual repression

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Not enough facebook groups.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I honestly do not know
I'm amazed most of them haven't been arrested for trying to fuck squirrels

especially this paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
aka smathels

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
I think I missed this latest b3ta phenomenon.
Though looking on the popular page, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
exactly, someone has stolen your crown

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
he's a paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
OH INTERNET
kinooyoru.deviantart.com/art/Komoe-s-chest-126514979
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
"Ladies and Gentlemen i give you, fuko when she was 8"
:/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
yeah, I think what we're dealing with here is an actual paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Surely a paedo would find a girl with huge tits less attractive?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
I don't claim to know or understand how their filthy nonce minds work

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
=/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY
HERE'S SOME TITS

DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD LOOK SHOCKED
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
bloody hell that is sad

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
"Ladies and Gentlemen i give you, fuko when she was 8"
*nukes hard drive*
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Surely there'd be no-one simultaneously noncy and pathetic enough to play this sort of game?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
There is a fundamental problem with "erotic" computer games.
Good games require two hands to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
That's why the Wii is the singler worst console ever made.
Well, no, it's not, it's because it has such shit games.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
It's not the 2 hands thing.
It's that it takes up my right hand...
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
sadly, I'm afraid there is one here among our number
the spotty one at the back, on his own with no girlfriend, ever

no, not SuperMatt, the one next to him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
There's one WORSE than Supermatt?
Should I be calling the police?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
well, smathels would rape children
but he'd be thinking about animals
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
sly foxy stoat

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I just popped out to go to a shop.
A junkie was lying on the street on the other side of the road and he shouted at me "Come over here and give me some money or I'll stab you."
He couldn't even stand up.
Have you seen a lazier attempt at violent crime lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
I´ve responded to a mugger in a similar lazy fashion
New Malden train station, several years ago
Mugger (after some pre-amble): Give me your wallet or I´ll knife you
Me: Mate, I´ve been clubbing all weekend, really could do without this right now

I think I bored him to death, I started rambling about where I´d been & he fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Yeh, great

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
BURN EVERYBODY EVER JUST IN CASE YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL WIV DA ANGLES

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
ARF!
' think whoever is responsible should be commended for taking such an ugly girl off the street. Buy that man a beer.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
That's a b3tan isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Reachelle Smith is a b3tan?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
If you like.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Not too bad, considering.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Considering what?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
The recession's still biting.
But at least I've now got applications in for a couple of jobs I've a reasonable cgance of getting.
And I'll be gigging again in september.
And how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Cool.
Are you still bald and dole, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
No, my brother's the bald one.
I've still got a luxuriant mane of grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
My sister in dublin lost her job a month ago.
She rang me last tuesday to say she got another one, on higher salary.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Things seem to be improving a little.
Or, at least, not getting worse any quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
what proportion of those comments should be reading as satirical?
i don't really have much experience with facebook
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
We should do a facebook-vs-[comments in news websites]-vs-dear didry
Stupid-question-off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Didry?
Oh, Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
I´d like to dear YOUR didry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
didry he do well

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Didry or didnry

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Jesus.
I know someone who has joined that group.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Name and shame.
And if it's not a b3tan then, erm, claim it is anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
It's not a b3tan.
It's a neaderthal wanker I used to work with. You know the sort who have the English flag tattooed on their forearm along with their own name. *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Flag tattoos are a remarkably accurate indicator of stupidity.
Regardless of the flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Fair dos.
And not to just single him out, I know an Irish lad with the Irish flag and his own name tattooed on his forearm.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
I'd give him such a slagging if I wasn't wearing a t shirt right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I think it's time to stop speaking to them

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
I rarely see him.
And when I do see him it's nothing more than a 'y'alright?'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
as he shots his bolt over your back

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
ha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I do like how on the main page of the group, amongst the "PEADOS ARE SICK" discussion forums
there's a "MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD :( PLEASE SEND CONDOLENCES" message
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
I spoted that and did a little lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I've got two 'friends' on there, I think one of them is a b3tan.
I would eliminate them in the next round of deletions, but then how would I find such amazing links?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Here's a poem by a man widely regarded as an Irish hero.
LITTLE LAD OF THE TRICKS

by Padraig Pearse.


Little lad of the tricks,
Full well I know
That you have been in mischief:
Confess your fault truly.

I forgive you, child
Of the soft red mouth:
I will not condemn anyone
For a sin not understood.

Raise your comely head
Till I kiss your mouth:
If either of us is the better of that
I am the better of it.

There is a fragrance in your kiss
That I have not found yet
In the kisses of women
Or in the honey of their bodies.

Lad of the grey eyes,
That flush in thy cheek
Would be white with dread of me
Could you read my secrets.

He who has my secrets
Is not fit to touch you:
Is not that a pitiful thing,
Little lad of the tricks ?



Oddly enough plenty of people argue that this is no way a paedo poem.
I think it's time we informed facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
where can I download the cumshot add-on for that poem?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
No, no, no, Gilgamesh, it isn't a paedo poem.
It's a metaphor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
It's a paedo poem.
A paem.
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
The man was a hero, Gilgamesh, he died for his country.
And it's a bad translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Hitler was a hero to many and he died for his country
I don't remember him writing poems about wanting to put his Hitlerwinkie in a boy's mouth though
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
No, he died for Germany, that wasn't his country.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Hitlerwinkie would be a great band name

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Hitlerwinkie and the Mussoliniminges.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Germany and Austria were made into one country in 1938 by the Anschluss
so yeah, I was right and everything you said was utterly fucking wrong and I'm great and you have a teeny tiny little maggot willy with no pubes yet
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Yeah, but you mentioned the nazis so you have to go to prison for breaking Godwin's Law and Maddy's hymen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
surely that's obeying Godwin's Law.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)