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I'd like to dedicate this thread to Sir Sand Goblin, who, im told, went to a better place earlier this afternoon.
Please leave your messages and thoughts in this troubling time for all of us.

He aint goblin no more
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
Fuck off Mykey, his family could be reading this.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
It was his family who informed me earlier
Please join me in remembering a shining light in all our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
Ohh Fatty....
:(

A new low.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Has a board member died?

(Woggy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
nah he's gone to the ashes to watch the cricket with his brother and the old man

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
Don't know, Mnsr Meatpuppet.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
The use of the word 'meatpuppet' is really irritating me.
I don't think it strictly means what the QoTW lot think it means.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_(Internet)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Meatbag

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

meatpuppet you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
!

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
well, that's my nightmares
sorted out for the nest week.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
He´s died his glorious moustache bright pink

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
I'vebeen skim reading and it seems SSG's ashes got scattered by his brother and father today.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Fuck him, and the punched dog he rode in on.
The world is better off without him.
I will attend the funeral in a Hawaiian shirt and Swastika.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
He was always there.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
Actually, I think I've completely missed all of this.
What's going on with him?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
I think what i will miss most about him is his smile.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
Pancreatic cancer
Fatal in almost all cases, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
Ah, that's a shame.
Whoever he was.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
SSG
Sir Sand Goblin... you know!

Oh dear Russ you are behind the times.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I know the name
he never really stood out for me, though. Not enough tits, you see.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
He's dead. Hopefully.
And if he comes back to life i'll be a the front of the queue to decapitate the zombie.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
'Cause this is THRILLER
'THRILLER NIIIGHT'
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
JMG'S FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
He never returned my metroid II gameboy game, the fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
this is twisted and fucked up

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
If only it were
If only it were:(

Always in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
have you created a facebook group yet?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
No need
www.b3ta.com/talk/6195924
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
Are you trying to be humourous in bad taste ?
its very bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I think you're being a double cunt tbh
Not cool Mykey, not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
Actually I have to agree with you.
I think, odd as this sounds, Mykey's finally gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
I agree with donkey gums
I haven't seen you on wow for ages, I've just hit 40
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

ah been uber busy dude, sorting out wedding stuff for my bro. I'll probably be on over the weekend. 77 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
Hang on, I'm confused.
Why's he being a cunt? Apart from, y'know, it's Mykey.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
He's taking the piss that someone is dying
I don't think that's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
Oh.
So he's not dead then?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
I've got no idea tbh.
Even still, I'm not relying on Mykey as a reliable source.

I thought SSG was a top guy and it's a shame. and I think it's sick the way people have been taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
He's not dead, or dying.
But he's asked people to stop this meme, so people should.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

shhh gonz, you're ruining my fake flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
No DG, no.
It's bang out of order, his brother sometimese reads this site, and what if he comes across this news? Christ, it's bang out of order, I reckon Mykey should be at least naughty stepped for this, at least until Gobbo gets a chance to tell his brother about this consipracy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Indeed Gonzy Wonzy
Now, lets have a slap fight. *slapslapslapslapslap*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
I'ld quite like to compaire your hair with gobbos, at the same place, at the same time.
I think he can match yours.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
Dude, don't be silly.
It's like a unicorn's mane of sexual prowess. One flick of my neck and it's knee tremblers for anyone caught down wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
He has?
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/6686?q=cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
He should be mounted FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
And it seems to me
you lived your life
like Sir Sand Goblin...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6287026
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
Yeah, I think this is pushing it a bit now.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
Pushing what, dear friend?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
The boundary man. The BOUNDARY.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
I see
The boundary of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
Respect.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
Word.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
I don't understand this banter

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
I think we can assume that Mykey is just being a dick.
I'd follow that up with 'again' but the intervals of non-dickness are so short they're negligible.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
KRISTINE
*shiny baubles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
can someone explain what the fuck is going on?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
Mykey
Is trying to convince us SSG has died.

Frankly, my standup got more laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
This is certainly the funniest you've been since your stage adaptation of the Hindenburg disaster

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
There is a MEME hubare
one that involves SSG having pancreatic cancer. Only the problem with it is, only 3 people actually give a shit and think the MEME is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Sad times indeed.
He was always so supportive of me, even when I was in Swansea.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
a better place?
he only went to the fucking ashes
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
Better than Wales though, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
It's in Cardiff.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
exactly.
where better?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
PISSWHISTLE

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
JELLYBOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)